Michael would be the guy in the club who tries to be all cool and slide next to you and use a really cheesy pickup line on you like “are we in Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see” and then when he realizes it didn’t work he’d get all flustered and shy and mentally curse himself for acting like such a dumbass in front of such a beautiful girl like you and he’d just quietly say “s-sorry….I’m Michael”
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