If You Were A Unicorn

By: Hailey Sternberger

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1. Poop so you can see if your poop is rainbow

2. Touch your horn

3. Force your self to throw up to see if your throw up is rainbow

4. Pet your self

5. Stab the fuck tarts with my horn

6.Attempt to fly

7. Try to lick my nose

8. Find a turtle and name if Shanananana

9. Cut down a tree with my horn

10. FLY AWAY TO A LAND OF RAINBOWS AND TACOOOSSS!!!!! :P

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