Jamaican Jokes

By Caribb_Vybzz

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V-A-L-E-N-T-I-N-E-S
911
Directions Be Like....
Parents Be Like
The Mistaken Pastor
Keep Quite Next Time!!
Sailing Trip
Dying Man
The Long And Short Of It
Wrigley Gums
Abbreviations
Listen Carefully
Little Birdie
Tiefing
Nursery Rhymes
At The Restaurant
When U fraid a lizad, U tek foot.
Go Tek Up Yu Book.
Why U Deh Cry.
Lick Yuh Finga
Lying brute yuh
3 likkle bears
Letter to Santa
Fly Air Jamaica
Dinner Bill
Dividing The Offering.
CIA Agent
Last Meal
No Underwear
Me Nuh Know Either
Perfume vs. Calaloo
Some things a Jamaican will never do
Some things a Jamaican will never do. #2
Straight A's Student
The Monkey & The Lizard
What Airline?
Who The Ugliest?
Accident Report
You Could Have ...
Me want Chicken
Jamaican Hell
Mi Madda Get Lick Dung
Blind Man Test
Breed Har Again
Aliens In Jamaica
Countafeit's Football Injury
Dollas Run Tings
Sugar Free
Who is following you?
Putting it in
Rastaman going to heaven
A Jamaican and his Co-workers
Jamaican and Barbadian
Chinese couple

Devil...Wife...Same Ting!

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By Caribb_Vybzz


  Sunday morning in Bronx, New York. The church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors burst open; a black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two people. One is the Pastor, the other is a Jamaican.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me.
But YOU (points to the Jamaican), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"

The Jamaican crosses one leg over the other and replies, "See one, see de other! I been married to you sister for 36 years!"  

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