Dirty Hetalia Confessions

By PaperLettuce

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Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be t... More

Dirty Hetalia Confessions
Austria (and Miss Hungary)
Japan
France
America
Italy
Poland
Canada
Prussia
China
England
Romano
Germany
2p Canada
2p England
Sweden
Denmark (Denny-poo)
WOW SORRY
;-; thank you
Fem!America
Iceland
2p Germany and 2p Italy
Fem!Prussia
Ukraine
Sealand
OC's
Fem! Scotland
Chibi Siberia! (Sarah)
Fantasia (Alice)
Sicily (Alisea)
Fem! England
Finland
2pFem!England (Olivia)
THANK YOU ALL
Switzerland
Lithuania
Estonia
Latvia
2p!America
Netherlands (Neddy-baby)
2p!Japan
Fem!Romano
Fem!China
Russia
Greece
Liechtenstein
Seychelles
Update!
Cyprus
Cuba
2p!England
News!
Im back!
France (again)
Norway
2p!Russia
2p!Lithuania
Goodbye
((Hey hey hey))
(Im sorry >~>))
(One more thing... (again))

Spain

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By PaperLettuce

Spain smiled. "Me? Hmm, well...Romano and I-" Romano slapped him upside the head. "No way Jose. You say nothing, bastard." Spain blurted out, "LOVI GAVE ME A STRIP DANCE!!!!" Romano's face turned "tomato red" and he joined England, Germany and Hungary in the emo corner. Everyone gasped and giggled. "REALLY?!" France and Prussia surrounded their friend and said, "Explain more, will you?" Spain smiled innocently. "Sure! So one time Roma and I went out to dinner as a celebartion for whatever it was. I bought a bottle of wine and he pretty much drank it all." You could hear Romano painfully moaning in the background. "So once we got home I went in my room to change into pajama's for the night and Roma walked in with a tie. He said that I forgot it. So I tried to take it back from him. And in about half a second he had tied me to the post of the bed, and my shirt was still open. Then he started dancing on my lap and took off his shirt and it was super sexy! Then he kissed me. He opened his eyes and blushed like a cute little tomato and ran away sreaming, "FORGET THAT EVERY HAPPENED!!!" It was so cute!!!" Spain finished

Everyone looked at Romano in the corner. He turned  to see everyone. He ran out crying a little as Spain chased him, like usual.

Italy smiled and said, "Well since Spain didn't get a chance to spin I will!" Italy spun the bottle really hard. It spun out of the circle and landed in someones lap. That someone was Poland.

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