Aries: Kills you
Taurus: Throws things
Gemini: Screams
Cancer: Cries
Leo: Ranting
Virgo: Silent Treatment
Libra: Slams doors
Scorpio: Murders you in your sleep
Sagittarius: Storms out
Capricorn: Gets you fired
Aquarius: Yelling at you over the phone
Pisces: Stays in bed