key:
lance
keith
pidge
hunk
shiro
22/08/2016
(11:24) Hi Pidge, this is Hunk from the Garrison. It was nice meeting you on Friday, I hope I answered any questions you might have about the programme and I'm really looking forward to working with you over the next year!
(11:24) I maybe (definitely) snuck a peek at your application pack and I gotta say, I am so, so impressed.
(11:25) Are you sure you're only 14?
(11:25) I know it's supposed to be a mentor programme, but I really think we'll both be able to teach each other and I'm super excited for our end of term project. Do you have any ideas? I know you like robotics and I've already got some things in mind...
(11:26) Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself. I just wanted to know if you were free this week for a session? The programme works best if we can try and keep up the weekly meetings, but if this week isn't good for you (or any week) just let me know!
(11:45) Hi Hunk.
(11:45) It was great meeting you on Friday as well, thanks for putting me at ease!
(11:45) This week is fine for me - how does Thursday sound?
(11:51) Thursday's perfect! Is there anything you wanted to go over in particular?
(11:53) I wanted to take a look at the String Theory chapter in the textbook, if you don't mind?
(11:57) Ahah oh wow, starting with the big stuff, huh?
(11:57) That's cool with me.
(11:57) I'll bring my A-game.
(11:58) And maybe some snacks.
(11:58) See you, Thursday!
(12:04) See you, then.
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(15:06) What do you want for your birthday?
(15:06) And you're not allowed to say 'nothing'.
(15:06) I know you want something.
(15:06) And if you don't tell me, I'll end up guessing and do you really want a repeat of last year?
(15:21) Implying I didn't enjoy the chocolate scented soaps and shampoos you got me last year?
(15:24) Have you used them yet?
(15:24) Of course not. Why would I want to smell like chocolate? But they do make very nice paperweights, so...
(15:26) So you should probably tell me what you want this year.
(15:26) But then I won't get to watch you squirm for two weeks before you end up panicking and begging Matt for help.
(15:26) And that's like...at least 90% of the present for me.
(15:30) Has anyone ever told you you're evil?
(15:35) Just did a search of our chat, and you've told me precisely 642 times.
(15:35) Good.
(15:35) Because you are.
(15:38) And Matt was absolutely useless last year. The chocolate shampoo was his idea.
(15:43) No, he told you to get me chocolates.
(15:43) And you said chocolate was too generic and wanted to think outside the box.
(15:45) ...
(15:45) I don't think I said it like that...
(15:46) You definitely did.
(15:49) Are you really not going to tell me what you want?
(15:50) Nope :)
(15:50) Good luck.
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(16:03) Is Matt with you?
(16:05) 'Hello brother I haven't seen in almost two months, how are things?'
(16:05) Things are fine, Keith! Thanks for asking! How are things with you?
(16:08) That joke wasn't funny the first time you did it and it's not funny now.
(16:09) Ouch?
(16:09) What happened to my adorable baby brother please?
(16:10) I was never adorable, shut up.
(16:12) I have an album full of childhood photos that say otherwise.
(16:12) Do I really need to bring them out when I visit? I know Pidge would love to see them :)
(16:13) ...
(16:13) ...I was maybe a little adorable.
(16:15) I'll take it.
(16:15) And yes, Matt is sitting next to me.
(16:15) He says 'hi'.
(16:18) Hi.
(16:18) Ask him what he's getting Pidge for her birthday.
(16:18) But don't tell him I asked.
(16:18) Do it casually, like the thought just occurred to you.
(16:18) Then tell me what he says so I can buy it first.
(16:21) I asked him.
(16:22) And what did he say?
(16:23) "You know I can see everything on your phone screen, right?"
(16:26) God damn it.
(16:26) Why are you sitting so close to him!!!!!??
(16:28) We're studying?
(16:28) And I didn't know I'd need to use subterfuge on my best friend.
(16:28) Maybe give me a little warning next time.
(16:31) Ugh.
(16:31) Just ask him what I should get her.
(16:34) He's on the phone to Pidge now.
(16:36) What?
(16:36) Get him off the phone.
(16:36) Right now.
(16:43) Shiro?
(16:49) Shiro??
(16:51) We got kicked out of the library.
(16:51) I...
(16:52) What?
(16:52) How?
(16:54) Whatever Pidge said made him laugh.
(16:54) Loudly.
(16:54) Really loudly.
(16:54) Also, he said he can't tell you what to get Pidge for her birthday.
(16:55) And that decision is apparently completely unrelated to his recent phonecall with Pidge.
(16:55) Allegedly.
(16:56) Goddamn it.
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(16:57) WHY?
(16:57) I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(16:59) When you hate your present I don't want to hear a word of complaint.
(16:59) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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(17:01) Help.
(17:01) Emergency.
(17:02) What would you buy a fifteen-year-old for her birthday?
(17:04) That doesn't really sound like an emergency.
(17:04) You've forgotten the Hulk vs. Bees conversation so quickly??
(17:05) Point taken.
(17:05) Though that was urgent.
(17:05) Even though you were zero help for Team Bees.
(17:07) Yeah, well, so is this.
(17:07) So start throwing up some ideas.
(17:11) I dunno...15 year old girls aren't really my area of expertise.
(17:11) Make-up?
(17:12) Nope.
(17:12) Shoes?
(17:13) Are you just going to go through the list of stereotypical things girls are supposed to like?
(17:13) Because I can tell you right now, everything on that list is a no.
(17:14) Alright, back to the drawing board.
(17:14) When's her birthday?
(17:17) September 6th.
(17:20) What?
(17:20) You've got ages...
(17:20) Why're you panicking?
(17:21) Two weeks isn't "ages".
(17:21) Not for Pidge.
(17:21) She's really hard to buy for and I probably should've start looking around like two months ago.
(17:24) Pidge?
(17:24) As in your best friend Pidge?
(17:27) No, that other Pidge in my life I've forgotten to mention.
(17:28) Ha ha.
(17:28) I'm just saying, Pidge is your best friend isn't she? You know her better than most people, thinking of a present should be easy.
(17:28) You're overthinking it.
(17:28) What did you get her last year?
(17:32) Chocolate scented bath products.
(17:32) Um.
(17:32) Why?
(17:35) I panicked.
(17:35) Why didn't you just get her normal chocolate?
(17:36) It's been established that I panicked.
(17:38) Wow, alright, maybe two weeks isn't long enough for you.
(17:38) That's what I've been trying to explain.
(17:38) So help.
(17:39) What does she like?
(17:45) Computers.
(17:46) Like...computer games?
(17:46) No. Just computers.
(17:47) She likes taking them apart and rebuilding them.
(17:47) Or rebuilding her own from scratch.
(17:50) Wow??
(17:50) Really?
(17:52) Yeah, she built mine for me.
(17:54) That's really awesome?? What the hell.
(17:54) Buy her some parts she needs?
(17:58) That doesn't really feel like a present...
(17:58) And I'd probably buy the wrong part.
(18:04) K, lemme ask Hunk.
(18:04) Hunk?
(18:05) Yeah, he's like really into building things as well.
(18:05) Not computers, but he's always pulling things apart.
(18:05) He might have some ideas.
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(18:05) What would you want for your birthday?
(18:05) Also, where are you??
(18:11) Either you're planning on getting me something really, really amazing and you need to start saving now
(18:11) Or you've forgotten when my birthday is.
(18:11) Because it is FIVE MONTHS away, Lance.
(18:11) So which one is it? Let me know if I need to start looking for a new best friend or not.
(18:11) And I'm in the library, near the back - come keep me company?
(18:12) Neither.
(18:12) And aren't all my bday gifts for you really amazing?
(18:13) True.
(18:13) So what's up? And are you coming? I've been rereading the same passage for the last twenty minutes, I need a study buddy.
(18:16) I'm coming, gimme fifteen mins.
(18:16) And, it's Pidge's birthday and Keith can't think of a present for her.
(18:16) So I said I'd ask you because I think you have similar interests?
(18:16) She likes computers.
(18:17) Not games, like, building computers.
(18:19) What?????????
(18:19) Pidge?????
(18:19) How do you...
(18:19) Pidge???
(18:21) Not gonna lie, I'm not sure where the confusions coming from here?
(18:21) Keith's best friend is called Pidge.
(18:23) Right.
(18:23) That wouldn't be a very common name would it?
(18:23) I don't think so? I think it might be a nickname?
(18:24) I dunno, I never asked.
(18:24) Anyway, ideas?
(18:24) Got any?
(18:26) How old is she?
(18:26) Turning 15.
(18:26) Hm.
(18:27) And she's Keith's best friend?
(18:28) Hunk, has all this revision short circuited your brain? What aren't you understanding?
(18:29) No, no, just wanted to...confirm we were talking about the same Pidge.
(18:29) Do you know any other Pidge's?
(18:29) Maybe.
(18:29) I don't know who I know anymore.
(18:30) Right...
(18:30) Ideas? Yes or no?
(18:32) There's this new exhibition coming to the Science Museum in a couple weeks.
(18:32) Looks awesome.
(18:33) oH YEAH!!
(18:33) That robots exhibit you were talking about the other day?
(18:33) That did look pretty cool.
(18:33) Hunk, you're a genius.
(18:34) Yeah, yeah.
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(18:35) Robotics exhibition at the Science Museum.
(18:35) You're welcome xo
(18:37) That's
(18:37) That's actually a really good idea.
(18:38) Once again, you're welcome xo
(18:38) Hunk thought of it didn't he?
(18:39) Your lack of faith in my ability to pick a good present is saddening.
(18:39) Thank you Hunk.
(18:40) RUDE.
(18:40) Speaking of Hunk, we're supposed to be revising, so...
(18:40) Later?
(18:42) Later.
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(18:57) Please tell Matt I've got a really good present for Pidge.
(18:57) No thanks to either of you.
(19:01) You're bluffing
(19:01) Nope :)
ACCEPT INCOMING CALL FROM 'SHIRO'
REJECT INCOMING CALL FROM 'SHIRO'
(19:02) I'm not picking up to talk to Matt.
(19:02) It's not Matt, it's me.
(19:03) Really?
(19:03) Matt's not even here.
ACCEPT INCOMING CALL FROM 'SHIRO'
END CALL: 00:36
(19:04) Give Shiro back his phone, Matt.
(19:05) No, he's busy getting ready for his date
(19:05) And tell me what you got Pidge
(19:05) Getting her the best present every year is MY job
(19:05) How dare you try and steal my crown
(19:06) His
(19:06) Date?
(19:06) Did I say date?
(19:06) I meant
(19:07) Study session
(19:07) Yeah, that's exactly what I meant
(19:07) He's getting ready for his study session
(19:07) ...
(19:08) I'm just gonna
(19:08) Go...
(19:08) And delete this conversation from Shiro's phone
(19:09) Matt.
(19:09) Explain.
(19:10) Matt??
(19:14) Unbelievable.
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(19:15) Why is your brother like this?
(19:16) My theory is he was abducted by aliens a few years back.
(19:16) You didn't even wait to hear why I'm complaining about him.
(19:18) Do I need to?
(19:18) True.
(19:18) Also, I've got your birthday present.
(19:18) Thank me in advance if you'd like.
(19:23) What is it?
(19:23) Presents don't work like that, Pidge.
(19:24) Gimme a clue.
(19:24) Nope.
(19:25) One tiny, insignificant clue.
(19:27) It has a vowel in its name.
(19:30) I hate you.
(19:31) :)
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(22:46) Thanks for helping with Pidge's present earlier.
(22:47) Np, man.
(22:47) I'll be honest, it was Hunk's idea anyway.
(22:47) He's really into that sort of stuff.
(22:47) They'd probably get along with each other really well.
(22:49) Yeah, probably.
(23:03) How's Muffin?
(23:03) I feel like I've been neglecting my favourite niece.
(23:04) Wouldn't your actual nieces be a little offended if they heard you say that?
(23:06) One niece, one nephew.
(23:06) And the last time I saw my niece, she threw up all over me and then giGGLED?
(23:06) So
(23:06) She knows where she stands with me right now.
(23:08) You sound like an amazing uncle.
(23:08) Muffin is fine.
(23:08) Dad says if she hasn't gone into labour by the end of the week, we might have to take her to the vet.
(23:09) Oh wow, so soon.
(23:09) Feels like just yesterday you thought Muffin was a chubby male cat.
(23:11) That wasn't my fault.
(23:11) Blame my brother.
(23:15) Your brother wasn't the one who thought he was just 'overfeeding him'
(23:15) Are you ever going to let that go?
(23:16) You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
(23:16) Is that a challenge?
(23:17) Is that a threat?
(23:17) Touché.
(23:18) Dad needs me up early in the morning, so I'm probably gonna try and sleep now.
(23:18) Cool, cool.
(23:18) Night, Keith.
(23:18) Let Muffin know I love her and my unborn grand nieces and nephews.
(23:20) Grand nieces and nephews?
(23:21) I'm like, 50% sure that's how it works.
(23:22) If you say so...
(23:22) Night, Lance.
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23/08/2016
(08:28) Muffin looks like she's eaten a small child.
(08:28) She's pregnant, Pidge.
(08:28) Don't shame her.
(08:31) I'm just saying, she looks like she's about to burst.
(08:31) Should she be running around?
(08:33) What???
(08:33) That's like, the exact opposite of what she should be doing right now.
(08:36) See, I thought so.
(08:36) But...
(08:39) I just assumed it was normal.
(08:39) ...What was normal?
(08:40) Muffin waddling down the road.
(08:40) Pidge?!???
(08:43) I'll admit I dropped the ball here.
(08:43) You should probably go and get her.
(08:43) She's moving really slowly so she hasn't gone far.
(08:45) You get her.
(08:45) No, I'm nearly at school.
(08:45) If anything happens to her I'm telling Shiro it was your fault.
(08:45) You wOULDN'T.
(08:46) I would.
(08:46) And you're not getting a kitten.
(08:46) Pretty sure I could convince Lance and Hunk to take more than one.
(08:51) What.
(08:51) What did you just say?
(08:51) What???
(08:53) If anything happens to Muffin, I'll give your kitten to Lance.
(08:53) No.
(08:54) After Lance.
(08:55) Hunk...?
(08:55) Lance's best friend?
(08:55) He also wants a kitten.
(08:55) They're gonna train them of something. I'm not too sure on the details.
(08:57) Hunk is Lance's best friend?
(08:57) Hunk?????
(08:57) That's his name?
(08:58) Yeah, I already had the real name/fake name conversation with Lance.
(08:58) It's a nickname.
(08:59) Hm.
(08:59) I see.
(08:59) School's starting, I'll see you later.
(09:00) Good luck Muffin hunting.
(09:11) Found her under a car.
(09:11) She bit me.
(09:11) Hope you're happy.
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(11:43) Hi Hunk.
(11:43) Sorry for messaging you out of the blue and feel free to ignore this if you have no idea what I'm talking about...
(11:43) But...do you have a friend called Lance?
(11:44) A best friend called Lance, to be a little more specific.
(11:52) I do...
(11:52) I'm guessing you have a best friend called Keith?
(11:53) I do.
(11:55) Oh wow, so
(11:55) Your Keith is Lance's Keith?
(11:56) Yup.
(11:56) And your Lance is Keith's Lance?
(11:56) I guess so.
(11:56) This is...
(11:57) Unexpected?
(11:59) Very.
(11:59) Do we tell them?
(12:00) We could...
(12:00) I'm sensing an 'or' there...
(12:00) Orrrrrrr
(12:00) We could have some fun with them?
(12:03) Pidge, I like the way you think.
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ACCEPT INCOMING CALL FROM 'LANCE'
MISSED CALL FROM 'LANCE'
(18:41) Uh.
(18:41) Lance?
(19:13) Yeah?
(19:13) Did you want something...
(19:15) No....
(19:16) Then
(19:16) Why did you call me?
(19:18) Call you???
(19:18) I didn't
(19:18) Oh, shit.
(19:19) Sorry, sorry. I was sitting on my phone.
(19:21) You butt dialled me?
(19:21) I did.
(19:21) And you didn't pick up.
(19:22) Rude.
(19:30) I was...surprised.
(19:31) Surprised?
(19:33) We don't call each other.
(19:33) We text.
(19:34) So, when I saw you calling I was surprised.
(19:35) Oh.
(19:35) I could call you?
(19:39) I'm
(19:39) Wha
(19:39) I'm sorry? What?
(19:45) Nevermind.
(19:45) Just
(19:45) Forget I said anything.
(19:45) We're having a games night so, I'm gonna go now.
(19:45) See ya.
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(20:03) I fucked up.
(20:03) At least, I think I fucked up.
(20:03) I did, didn't I?
(20:06) I need more context than that, Keith.
(20:06) He asked if he could call me.
(20:07) Who?
(20:09) You know exactly who.
(20:09) Stop being difficult.
(20:11) Difficult is my middle name.
(20:11) I can see that.
(20:11) He asked if he could call me and...
(20:11) And I panicked.
(20:13) Panicked how?
(20:13) I pretty much just said 'what?'
(20:13) And he ducked out pretty quickly after that.
(20:14) Smooth. Very smooth.
(20:14) Definitely can't see how'd he'd be able to get the wrong impression with you just saying 'what'.
(20:14) Definitely.
(20:17) I know you're about 99% sarcasm, but could you tone it down this once?
(20:17) I don't know what to do.
(20:17) And I don't like not knowing what to do.
(20:18) Stop making me feel sorry for you.
(20:18) No.
(20:19) Just message him again and say you do want him to call you.
(20:19) Problem solved.
(20:19) You do want him to call you, right?
(20:23) I think?
(20:23) Yeah, I think so.
(20:24) Then go for it.
(20:24) And stop worrying so much.
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(20:26) I haven't seen you lose on Rainbow Road in three years...
(20:26) Are you alright man?
(20:27) Do you think maybe I can come on too strong sometimes?
(20:28) Uh.
(20:28) Where's this coming from?
(20:29) Just thinking.
(20:29) Am I 'too much'?
(20:29) What? No, not at all man.
(20:29) I mean, you have a naturally vibrant (?) personality and that's not something everyone can deal with. But that just means you've just gotta find the right people, that's all.
(20:30) What if I never find the right people?
(20:30) You have me.
(20:30) True.
(20:30) <3
(20:30) Was kinda hoping Keith might be one of those people as well.
(20:30) I mean, not necessarily in a romantic way but like, I thought at least as a friend?
(20:31) Oh.
(20:31) Something happened?
(20:31) We can get out of here if you want, man?
(20:32) Nah, it's fine. You haven't had your turn yet.
(20:32) I'm probs gonna go back to the room though.
(20:32) You sure you don't want me to come with?
(20:33) Yeah, yeah. Stay and play.
(20:33) Defend my honour, blah blah blah.
(20:34) Alright man. Lemme know if you change your mind and I'll be there.
(20:34) <3
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(21:05) You could.
(21:12) ?
(21:12) You could call me.
(21:12) If you wanted.
(21:18) You wouldn't mind?
(21:20) Why would I mind?
ACCEPT INCOMING CALL FROM 'LANCE'
END CALL: 01:12
(21:24) That was...
(21:24) Really quick?
(21:24) Nice.
(21:25) That too, though.
(21:25) It wasn't awkward?
(21:26) It was really awkward.
(21:26) Definitely in the top ten most awkward conversations I've ever had in my life.
(21:27) But it was still nice.
(21:27) Your voice is different from what I expected.
(21:29) What were you expecting?
(21:29) Not sure.
(21:29) Just...different?
(21:29) Good different though.
(21:30) I think I understand.
(21:30) Because, same.
(21:30) You sounded happy?
(21:31) I didn't sound like I was nervous as shit?
(21:31) Could you not hear me pacing my room?
(21:31) Hunk came in like as soon as you picked up and gave me the weirdest look.
(21:32) You were nervous?
(21:32) Why?
(21:37) Sometimes I come on too strong.
(21:37) And I push people away.
(21:37) And I thought maybe when I asked if I could call you, I'd done that?
(21:38) Oh.
(21:38) I don't think you come on too strong.
(21:40) Thanks, Keith.
(21:40) Can we change the topic? This is too much realtalk for one night.
(21:43) Once you read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
(21:43) Keith, what??
(21:44) I was changing the topic, like you asked.
(21:44) That's ridiculous.
(21:44) You're ridiculous.
(21:44) Thanks.
(21:45) Np.
(21:45) I'm nearly finished my bike.
(21:47) For real??
(21:47) Yeah. Thought I'd finish today, but the parts I ordered didn't fit, so I had to send them back.
(21:47) When the new ones come, that'll be it.
(21:48) Don't forget the ride you promised me.
(21:48) I wanna ride into the sunset with my hair blowing in the wind.
(21:50) Ha.
(21:50) I'll see what I can do.
(21:51) Nice.
(21:51) Where'd you learn how to build one?
(21:53) Mostly the internet.
(21:53) You taught yourself to build a bike???
(21:53) Keith what the heck?
(21:55) Is that weird?
(21:55) No, it's really cool.
(21:55) Super impressive.
(21:55) I'm jealous. You took up building a bike as a hobby, and I did knitting.
(21:57) Knitting is cool.
(21:57) In its own way.
(21:58) You say that now, but when it's Christmas Day and you're unwrapping a pair of lumpy socks from yours truly, you won't be.
(21:59) I'm getting a Christmas present?
(22:01) I knit all my friends presents for Christmas.
(22:01) And
(22:01) I'd like to think we're friends.
(22:01) No?
(22:06) Yeah. I'd say so.
(22:06) Nice.
(22:06) Coooool.
(22:07) Now I've heard your voice, I can actually imagine you saying that.
(22:07) That was good right?
(22:07) Us talking on the phone?
(22:08) Like, we can do it again sometime?
(22:08) Maybe it won't be so awkward?
(22:12) That would be
(22:12) Cool with me.
(22:13) Same.
(22:14) Nice.
(22:14) NICE.
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24/08/2016
(10:03) You're going to have to talk to me sometime.
(10:04) Nope.
(10:04) I apologised, didn't I?
(10:05) Oh is that what you were trying to do???
(10:05) It was pretty hard to hear over your fifth encore of the chorus to Usher's 'U Got It Bad'.
(10:07) Don't exaggerate.
(10:07) It was only like my third encore.
(10:08) Because that makes it soooo much better?
(10:09) It's not like I'm wrong.
(10:09) You do have it bad for him.
(10:09) Seriously Lance, I should've filmed you last night. You were just grinning at your phone and laughing.
(10:10) Think you even squealed once or twice.
(10:11) Liar.
(10:11) Lance McClain doesn't squeal.
(10:12) It was very close to a squeal then.
(10:12) Sort of like a weird hybrid of a sigh and a laugh.
(10:12) It'd be cute if I wasn't trying to sleep.
(10:12) Why can't you two flirt during the day?
(10:14) ...
(10:14) I'm going back to ignoring you now.
(10:15) </3
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(14:56) Shiro?
(15:01) Keith?
(15:01) Muffin is in labour.
(15:01) Thought you'd like to know.
(15:02) She's giving birth in the kitchen.
(15:02) Mum is screaming.
(15:02) It's honestly not as messy as I thought it'd be.
(15:04) Oh my God.
ACCEPT INCOMING CALL FROM 'SHIRO'
END CALL: 16:25
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(15:33) Are you on your way home yet?
(15:34) Yup, just left.
(15:34) Why?
(15:35) Come over.
(15:35) Muffin gave birth.
(15:36) Holy shit??? For real???
(15:36) hOW MANY???
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(15:40) 5.
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(15:42) AH!!!
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(15:45) [IMAGE SENT]
(15:45) [IMAGE SENT]
(15:45) [IMAGE SENT]
(15:45) Congratulations, you're a grand uncle.
(15:46) Or is that great uncle?
(15:46) Not sure how it works exactly.
(15:48) I'm screaming.
(15:48) I'm about to get my phone taken for screaming in class, just know these are the most beautiful creatures I've ev
(15:48) ...Lance?
(15:56) I can't believe this.
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(17:04) I'm back and ready to resume screaming.
(17:04) THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
(17:04) Can't even let the fact I spent an hour in detention get me down.
(17:05) They're so adorable?
(17:05) Showed Hunk and he literally melted. Congratulations, you broke Hunk.
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(17:08) Keith, you're gonna kill me.
(17:08) I'm making the one where they're all sleeping together my wallpaper.
(17:08) How's Muffin?
(17:11) She's fine, I think?
(17:11) A little tired, but otherwise she's more or less the same.
(17:11) Even hissed at me when I tried to move her to her bed earlier.
(17:13) That's my girl.
(17:13) Stop encouraging her.
(17:14) Never.
(17:14) Have you started thinking of names?
(17:14) Because, I just want you to know...now that we're friends
(17:15) I can't let you get away with naming any of the kittens something as terrible as Muffin.
(17:17) 1. Muffin is a great name.
(17:17) 2. It's better than Andy Warhowl.
(17:17) 3. Don't you want to name your kitten?
(17:18) 1. No it's not.
(17:18) 2. No it's not. Nothing is better than Andy Warhowl.
(17:18) 3. CAN I REALLY???
(17:18) Which one's gonna be mine???
(17:21) Whichever one you want?
(17:21) Apparently they have to stay with Muffin for six to eight weeks.
(17:21) So, you don't have to decide right away.
(17:23) Cool.
(17:23) Guess you'll have to send me pics of the kittens every day so I can make an Informed Decision.
(17:25) Every day?
(17:25) Without fail.
(17:25) And, you know, if you wanted to include yourself in one of those pics
(17:25) I wouldn't be totally opposed.
(17:30) Are
(17:30) Are you asking me for a selfie?
(17:31) No, I'm asking you for pictures of your new kittens.
(17:31) If a selfie somehow finds its way into the mix, I won't complain.
(17:33) You are asking.
(17.33) Maybe.
(17:33) Are you not curious about what I look like?
(17:33) Clue: exceedingly handsome, constant staring has been known to cause damage to retinas.
(17:34) Modest too.
(17:34) It's one of my better qualities x
(17:36) This means you're curious about what I look like?
(17:36) Why?
(17:37) Why?? Because we've been talking everyday for like nearly 4 weeks
(17:37) Of course I'm curious.
(17:37) So, selfie. Yes or no?
(17:38) I don't take selfies...
(17:40) What? Why not???
(17:40) Do you use Snapchat? Instagram?
(17:40) Wait
(17:40) What's your Facebook profile picture?
(17:40) If you tell me it's a car I'm terminating this friendship immediately.
(17:42) I don't have Snapchat or Instagram.
(17:42) And no, it's not a car.
(17:43) Oh thank God.
(17:43) It's a bike.
(17:44) KEITH???
(17:44) That's only like marginally better than a car.
(17:44) MARGINALLY.
(17:45) I don't use it that much.
(17:45) Yeah, I can see that.
(17:45) Fine, no selfies. I'll settle for pics of your cats and my imagination.
(17:48) Wait. What are you imagining I look like?
(17:48) I have a few Theories.
(17:49) Capital T? I'm interested.
(17:49) Also, Pidge is round to check out the kittens so I might reply slow.
(17:51) Gonna go down the stereotypical route and say you're buff?
(17:51) Like...Johnny Bravo buff?
(17:57) I just spat out my Coke.
(17:57) Why??? Would you think??? That????
(17:58) You've got a bike.
(17:58) And that means I'm overly muscled??
(17:58) The correct terminology is 'buff'
(17:58) And, yeah.
(18:09) I'm not.
(18:09) Pidge is laughing.
(18:09) Howling might be the correct term here, actually.
(18:11) Alright, alright.
(18:11) Beard?
(18:17) Is your whole imaginary impression of me based on bad biker stereotypes?
(18:17) I also picture you in ridiculous amounts of leather. So yes.
(18:23) I'm not 'buff', I don't have a beard and I don't wear ridiculous amounts of leather.
(18:26) Piercings? Tattoos?
(18:31) I'm 17. Where would I get a tattoo?
(18:34) You didn't say no to the piercing...
(18:39) No piercing.
(18:39) Wait, that's a lie.
(18:44) You have a piercing??? Where???
(18:44) Belly button? I'm calling it.
(18:50) No???
(18:50) I went through a Phase and got my ear pierced a few years back.
(18:50) I don't wear it anymore, but the holes still there so
(18:50) In theory, I could.
(18:53) Oh. Wow.
(18:53) Nice.
(18:53) Really nice.
(18:56) Any other impressively wrong guesses about my appearance?
(18:58) Long hair?
(19:04) Yeah.
(19:06) Wait, really?
(19:12) Well, it's long-ish.
(19:12) Comes down to my shoulders.
(19:14) Ahhhhhh
(19:14) That is
(19:14) That is something.
(19:14) UHGH.
(19:15) Hunk promised some kids in our Physics class we'd do a study session tonight.
(19:15) And apparently hiding under my bed isn't as effective as I thought it'd be.
(19:18) Go and study, Lance.
(19:20)（￣□￣；）
(19:20) FINE.
(19:21) Give the kittens a kiss from me.
(19:23) No.
(19:26) They're kittens, Keith. They need love and affection.
(19:27) Stop stalling.
(19:28) You're no fun.
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(22:07) Hey Hunk, just checking we're still ok for tomorrow?
(22:07) Also, Keith spent almost the entire time I was at his on his phone.
(22:07) Pretty sure he was blushing.
(22:13) Tomorrow's still great for me.
(22:13) They're ridiculous.
(22:13) Lance kept mumbling 'he has a piercing' over and over again.
(22:14) Was pretty sure he was about two seconds away from combusting.
(22:17) They're idiots.
(22:17) Both of them.
(22:18) True.
(22:18) But it's also a little cute.
(22:18) In their own way.
(22:20) Debateable.
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( I'm gonna get back on fixing the mistakes in this )