Ali's pov
My little mermaid💍😘👙, Aria💜✏️, Hanna💛👗, Spencer❤️⚖️, Caleb💻, Ezra📚, Toby🛠
Hanna💛👗 created this group
"Em, did Hanna add you to a group chat ?" I shout over to my wife, even thought I already know the answer
"Yeah, I don't know why thought" she laughs
Hanna💛👗
'After decades of a girls group
I decided it'd be good to have
an couples group'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'It's a couples group Han'
Hanna💛👗
'Yeah Ik that Spencer that's
why I said it'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'No Hanna you said "An"
it's A couples group'
Hanna💛👗
'What's the difference?'
Toby🛠
'Nothing just ignore her'
Hanna💛👗
'So what's everyone doin' ?'
Ezra📚
'I'm writing an adults book
about mine and Aria's love
life... if you know what I
mean😈'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Ewww 😷 I don't want to
know about that stuff'
Hanna💛👗
'Everyone send in your
favourite couple selfie'
Caleb💻
Me
Aria💜✏️
Toby🛠
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Toby🙈😘. Hanna don't use
that one, that's embarrassing'
Toby🛠
'Why is it embarrassing?
Because I called you baby?
Is that why my baby girl
is embarrassed?x'
Spencer❤️⚖️
Hanna💛👗
'Thank you my darlings'
Hanna💛👗Changed the group photo
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Omfg doesn't Ali look so
hot in that photo'
Caleb💻
'Since I'm the only male in
this group who hasn't kissed
her before, we are both
married and she's a lesbian.
I think it's fine for me to say...
yes she does'
Hanna💛👗
'Excuse me ? Also Ali you
look🔥🔥'
Caleb💻
'Alison looks hot in that
one photo but Han always
looks hot'
Me
'So are you saying that other than in that photo I'm ugly ?'
Toby🛠
'Caleb bro, stop digging
yourself a hole'
Ezra📚
'Omg why don't they have
a shovel emoji? what if you
have to tell your friends you
killed someone'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Then you either text sos or
use other emojis e.g.
👩🏽🔪😵 👩🏻🔫😵
👩🏼🚘😵 👩🏽👊😵'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Wow Spence really?😂'
Aria💜✏️
'Ahaha 😂😂'
Hanna💛👗
'Wait is the last one Emily
and Noel?'
Me
'Yeah. My wife is so
badass that her
emoji is there twice'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Okay let's move on'
Aria💜✏️
'Is it just me and Ezra who
are sitting right next to
each other while we all text
or is that weird ?'
Caleb💻
'Hanna is sitting against me.
She is literally reading the
texts off my phone'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'I'm sitting on Ali's knee'
Toby🛠
'I'm at work so me and
Spence aren't even in the
same place'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Be safe babe. Can't wait
till you get home. Abigail
misses her daddy'
Emily's pov
*ping*
03:08
Hanna💗
'Heyyyyy'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'Han it's 3am why are
you up?'
Hanna💗
'I wanted to ask everyone
what their favourite song is'
Me
'At 3am ?'
Hanna💗
'Yes'
Ezra💚
'I'm going back to sleep now'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'So are we😴Night Hanna❤️
Night Ezra'
11:11
Aria💕
'11:11 make a wish'
Toby💙
'Do you seriously do that ?'
Aria💕
'Of course I do'
Hanna💗
'Slow hands'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'Wtf 😂'
Spencer💘
'Is that some sort of sexual
reference Han ?'
Me
'Random'
Hanna💗
'It's my new favourite song.
Slow hands by Niall Horan'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'Awww okay. Idk what
mine is'
Aria💕
'Mine is white horse,
Taylor Swift'
Me
'Mine is All Night by my babe Beyoncé'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'Is that because it's
kinda like us ?
"Our love was stronger
than your pride.
Beyond your darkness,
I'm your light" '
Ezra💚
'Awww cute'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'Em you are my light 😘xx'
Me
'Love you xx'
Caleb💛
'Awwk love you too Emily.
That's so nice of you to tell
me you love me'
Me
'Shut it Caleb 😂'
Aria💕
'Leo has asked Ezra to
borrow his phone so he can
text you guys'
Ezra💚
'Yello can all my cosins come
for a sleepover on Saturday
love Leo x'
Spencer💘
'Well if she is allowed
Abigail would love to
come Leo'
Aria💕
'She is more than welcome'
Me
'Grace and Lily
are very excited'
Hanna💗
'Carson doesn't want
to come'
Ezra💚
'Well Carson is a
poo poo head'
Hanna💗
'Only kidding.
They will both be there'
Ezra💚
'Yey😁sorry Car you
aren't a poo poo head'
Me
'What time on Saturday?
me and Ali are meeting
Brittney from lunch at
1:30 pm'
Caleb💛
'Brittney?'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'Willow's twin'
Aria💕
'We can look after the girls
when you are out for lunch,
so 1?'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'Perfect. Thanks Aria'
17:04
Toby💙
'Spencer answer your
phone!!'
Toby💙
'Baby?!'
Toby💙
'Guys can you please
try get a hold of Spence'
Toby💙
'SPENCER JILL
CAVANAUGH'
Hanna💗
'I'll try phone her.
Why do you want her?'
Toby💙
'My car broke down
and I have no way
of getting home'
Hanna💗
'Caleb's coming to get you'
17:39
Toby💙
'Guys Spencer isn't at
Home'
Wife💖💍👩👩👧👧
'We've all tried to phone her
she isn't picking up'
Ali's pov
20:20
Spencer❤️⚖️
'SOS'
Toby🛠
'Omfg what happened?
Where r u?'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Spence are you okay?'
Aria💜✏️
'Where are you Spence?'
Hanna💛👗
'Fuck. SPENCER!!'
Caleb💻
'SOS? Where r u'
Me
'SPENCER'
Ezra📚
'Spence what's happened?'
Spencer❤️⚖️
•••
Spencer❤️⚖️
•••
Spencer❤️⚖️
'SOS, we ran out of coffee'
Toby🛠
'Wtf Spencer? You gave me
a heart attack'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Ahahaha I was hoping to
scare you 😂 sorry'
Hanna💛👗
'Where the hell are you?'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'At my mom's with Abigail'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'I hate you Spencer 😂'
Me
'You are such a bitch.
I thought you had
been kidnapped or
something'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Aww love you guys'
Aria💜✏️
'Can't believe you Spence😂
You scared the shit out of me'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Lol good, glad I scared you
all, we haven't had a good
scare for a while'
Hanna💛👗
'We were scared about a month
ago when our children almost
died'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'and I almost became a widow'
Ezra📚
'I thought SOS was only for
emergencies?'
Caleb💻
'It is but that is an emergency
for Spence. We all know
how much she loves having
the first cup of coffee in
the morning'
Ezra📚
'Well you and Toby might,
but I have never had a
morning with Spencer
so I wouldn't know 😂'
Caleb💻
'Shut it. Ali shagger'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Yes Caleb? Did you want me'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Ahahha only joking,
although that name would be
fitting'
Ezra📚
'Oh you wanna go there'
Caleb💻
'I think I just did, Boy shorts.
I meant to ask what
happened to that book you
wrote?'
Toby🛠
'Guys stop it'
Caleb💻
'You can shut it as well
Toby. You've snogged
Alison and Spencer'
Me
'Well actually we almost
kissed but Toby's mom
came back from the
dead and stopped us'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Seriously guys stop it'
Toby🛠
'Okay honey. Sorry Caleb'
Caleb💻
'Oh yeah listen to your wife.
or should I say your second wife?'
Caleb💻
'Shit. Sorry Toby. I didn't
mean that'
Toby🛠
'It's fine'
Hanna💛👗
'So are you idiots friends
again?'
Toby🛠
'Yeah'
Ezra📚
'Yep'
Caleb💻
'Yes'
Caleb💻
'The three amigos'
Toby🛠
'The three amigos and
the famous five'
Hanna💛👗
'Yep that's us'
Hanna💛👗
'So. Who's the best couple?'
Caleb💻
'Obviously us'
Toby🛠
'Eh no it's us #Spoby'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Definitely Toby. We are
perfect'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Excuse me but we are the
best couple. We've been
endgame since the first time
I laid my eyes on my beautiful
blonde'
Aria💜✏️
'We are the best. We've
gone through so much
together'
Ezra📚
'Definitely. I couldn't
wait to put a ring on your
finger'
Caleb💻
'We were the first to tie the
knot, therefore we are the best'
Me
'Me and Emily are the best.
I don't even need to
explain. It's just a fact'
My little mermaid💍😘👙
'Exactly'
Spencer❤️⚖️
'Let's just agree that we
are all the best for different
reasons'
"We are definitely the best couple" Emily shouts over to me
"Oh definitely" I reply, walking over to her in the kitchen and giving her a soft kiss on the cheek
"Definitely the best" she whispers, leaning in to kiss me