unknown number
it's amazing how cheap iguanas are if you get them from a guy in a van
scott
umm..
please don't hurt me
unknown number
oh this isn't lydia
lol oops
scott
lydia? lydia who
unknown number
like i'd tell you
scott
why not?
i'm not being creepy am i?
unknown number
....
scott
dang it
but I'm cute look
unknown number
wowza
wait who took that
scott
mah bff stiles
unknown number
stiles stilinski?
you go to beacon hills?
scott
yes ma'am
unknown number
oh same
ohhhhh you're scott mccall
scott
okay now you have to tell me who you are
unknown number
i don't know..
scott
please?
unknown number
so this is a picture of me
the name is malia
scott
😍😍 woah
more like MOMlia
-scott changed unknown number's name to momlia-
momlia
omg stop it
you're embarrassing me
scott
okay but a real picture of you
momlia
what do you mean
i love that picture of me though wuteva i'll send another
scott
you're pretty
but why are you holding a bottle of ketchup
momlia
why not though??
-momlia changed scott's name to scoot-
scoot
oh god no please don't
i hate when people call me scoot
jesus
momlia
but you're smol
scoot
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
WHY DOES LITERALLY EVERYONE SAY THAT
momlia
awwww it's cute when it's angry
scoot
it's?
i'm an it now?
momlia
you've always been an it
scoot
you met me like ten minutes ago
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
momlia
we technically didn't meet
but we should
scoot
we should
soon
•••
I know all the texts are messed up but I guess they didn't save right and now wattpad won't let me fix it sorry.
I'm so creepy and weird what did I just write. I DON'T CARE IT WAS FUN.
Anyways, school started yesterday and I already want to burn it down. I hate everyone there (even you lexi) (jk gorl).
And I fell on my wrist a few hours ago and it still hurts really bad. So my day was great :) thanks for asking.
If you liked my cringey story, remember to vote.
-Kelsie