1. When I fart, I cup it into my hands and smell it
2. I admit that I can be REALLY socially awkward
3. Wait, why are you wearing MY underwear?!
4. Chanel, she's wearing MY clothes, and MY underwear
5. Wait, the red devil is in LOVE with you?! Okay, that is so unfair, 'cause it literally took a year for a guy to even look at me!
6. I'm DONE with you, Chanel! And I mean it
7. It's just so creepy, I mean one minute he's here, and then the next minute, he just EXPLODES!!!!
8. Okay, can we talk for that for a SECOND, 'cause it just happened about an hour ago, and I'm still really traumatized!
9. You're insane, Chanel. I'm not doing it...
10. Chanel is my best FRIEND! If you try to do anything bad to her, I will DESTROY YOU!