Nikki: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?
Max: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.
Preston: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.
Nikki: Mercutio is gay.
Jermy Fartz: I hear girls like bad boys.
Jermy:
Jermy: Well, I'm bad at everything.
*Power goes out*
Darla: Guys, I'm scared.
Jasper: Don't worry, I got this.
Jasper: *stomps foot*
Jasper: *sketchers light up*
Cameron Campbell: In the '70s I made love to many, many women. It's possible a man could've slipped in there.
Campbell: Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave.
[Episode: Camporee]
Camp Campbell campers: *loudly argue with each other*
Edward Pikeman: HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
David: Trying to have a conversation, thank you very little.
Nikki: Yeah! Camp Camp Campers only!
Edward: ...
Edward: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!
Gwen: AND WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION! WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?!
David: You owe me an apology.
Nurf: I'LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL.
Nurf: I actually don't know what this is about, I'm sorry I took such a hard stance.
Billy Nikssilp: *stabs Max on the back*
Max: *falls down*
Max: Was that good for you?
Max: 'Cause it kinda sucked for me...
Nikki: So what's the plan? Do we just go in there and *pow* *pow* *pow* and free the prisoners?
Max: What was that noise?
Nikki: Laser guns.
Harrison: No, Nikki, I think you mean *peow* *peow* *peow* *pchow*!
Nikki: That sounds like fireworks.
Nerris: Technically, they're more like *pechoo* *pechoo* *pechoo*
Neil: Okay, enough with the bad sound effects.
Neil: Besides, it's more like *blam* *blam* *blam*!
Neil: I'm doomed!
Nikki: Well, you lived a good life, right?
Neil: I'm only twelve!
Nikki: I said good, not long.