Neville Longbottom updated his FB status: Luna's middle name should be 'does' ;)
Luna Lovegood: the second half of Longbottom needs to be changed to :)
Lavendar Brown: stop it.
Neville Longbottom: that's not what you said the other night
Padma Patil: or what I said the other night :@
Parvati Patil: Neville, I can't believe you would do this to us!
Harry Potter: whoa twins, go neville!
Lavender Brown: shut up Harry, Neville, who else have u been messing around with?
Cho Chang: uhh
Katie Bell: teehee
Fleur Delacour: please don't say anything to bill!
Ron Weasley: way to go Neville, woo hoo!
Hermione Granger: uh Ron I need to tell U something...
Ginny Weasley: yeah I do too...
Ron Weasley: damn it Neville!
Severus Snape: 100 points to Gryffindor
Luna Lovegood: ...
Hermione Granger: ....
Draco Malfoy: harry, we need to talk...
Harry Potter: fuck.