14:56
dan: PHIL
phil: DAN
dan: IM BACK BITCHES
phil: I KNOW
dan: wE nEeD tO cAtCh Up
phil: xD don't ever say that
dan: whyyy
phil: it's what old people say
dan: like you
phil: dude i'm 23
dan: still old
phil: f you
dan: i love ur inability to swear xD
phil: ):
dan: aww i'm sorry my sweet marshmallow
phil: (:
dan: ur so damn cute
phil: thank you
dan: selfie
phil: ?
dan: pls
phil: i h8 you
dan: u love me
phil: not quite there yet
phil: but i'll still give you a selfie
phil:
dan: thanks daddy
phil: deactivating
dan: don't leave me
phil: don't call me daddy
dan: okay
phil: thank you.
dan: daddy
phil: fLUFFING STOOOPPPP
dan: okay i just had to do that
phil: phew it's over
dan: one question
phil: hit me
dan: why don't you love me
phil: not this again
dan: no seriously
phil: oh
phil: well i do love you, but like friends
dan: well fuck then
phil: ...what
dan: that's gonna change
phil: don't kill me
dan: i won't, i could never
dan: i'll just persuade you with my beautiful words
phil: okay no offense but ew
phil: i've seen ur version of "beautiful words" and it's scary
dan: that can change ;)
phil: oh boy
dan: what's ur last name??
phil: ...
dan: just tell me
phil: lester...
phil: why?
dan: just changing my last name
phil: wHaT?!?!?!
dan: ?
phil: yOu CaN't JuSt Do ThAt
dan: i can
phil: people will think we're mArRiEd
dan: that's the point sweetheart
phil: i'm leaving bye
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alot of these are pre-written and i don't proof read so if theres something offensive i apologise.