14:07
dan: ello m8
phil: hi.
dan: have i ever told you that your texts sound really depressed.
phil: no.
dan: you sound depressed but i bet ur hot asf
phil: define "hot"
dan: arousing ;)
phil: define "arousing"
dan: you ;;;))
phil: that's probably false.
phil: also, what are you a spider?
dan: nope
dan: i mean, unless ur into that ;;;)
phil: that just put a lot of very concerning images in my mind.
dan: so… how old r u?
phil: 23.
dan: cool i'm 19
phil: cool.
dan: where do u live?
phil: are you trying stalk me or something.
dan: what if i am
phil: i'm calling the authorities.
dan: chill, i'm not gonna stalk you.
dan: i just wanna know about u
phil: why?
dan: so i can prove to you that we're soulmates xx
dan: anyways where do you live?
phil: england
dan: not very specific, but i'll take it
dan: i live in england too
dan: maybe we should meet sometime ;)
phil: why are you so flirty?
dan: does it bother you?
phil: no.
phil: a little.
dan: i'll stop
phil: srry.
dan: you're fine.
phil: what music do you like?
dan: muse, p!atd, fall out boy, etc.
phil: me too.
dan: will you send me a selfie?
phil: why?
dan: i bet ur hot xx
dan: sorry, i'll stop flirting.
phil: it's fine.
phil:
here.
dan: HBDSILAOWVW
dan: GIVE ME A FUCKING WARNING JESUS
phil: you okay?
dan: MY OVARIES
phil: dan you don't have those.
dan: YoU dOn'T kNoW tHaT.
phil: i don't.
dan: why do you use such scientific words
phil: because i am a scientist.
dan: you're kidding
phil: yes i am :)
dan: oh i almost forgot.
phil: ?
dan:
picture of me.
phil: what the hell
dan: i literally just took that picture.
phil: um.
phil: that's not helping.
dan: i wasn't doing anything i promise.
phil: you promise?
dan: fingers crossed ;)
dan: i'm sorry i can't stop.
phil: ya know, forget abt it.
dan: okay.
phil: well i gotta go.
dan: k bye love xx
phil: bye.
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