Rammus approached the well dressed catfish with flowers in one hand and a box of choclates in another. "MY NIGGA ARE THOSE CHOclaTES!?!" Tahm asked. Rammus nodded and handed them to Tahm along with the Flowers.
"What the fuck am I going to do with these, I cant shove these up my asshole, get out of here."
"Ok" Rammu replied ;-;
He trudged back to the store where he got the gifts, but on the way Lux (The most unlikeable league of legends character in league histiry) saw all of that and teased Rammus for being in love with a big Catfish, and also being gay I guess.
Lux continued her verbal assualt, she thought that she was getting to Rammus. But all Rammus had to do was easy. He dabbed on the hater turning her inside out and ultimately killing her.
He then reliased that he ws homophobic and died
Fin.