Heta-Humor

By espepspes

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I'll be taking requests. This is mainly Humor and maybe family fluff. Unrelated to my other stories. Read I... More

Rules. (UGH)
Babysitting America! Eliza Style.
Social Anxiety! America AU
Easter!
Just your Problem
Cardverse AU my style!
Sugar
Puns Part 1
Joker Explaination.
Updog
TOO NICE
UNLESS
Don't even know
Knifu Waifu needs to chill
Murder!
Avatar AU
Cod
Protective Family-_-
AWESOME
Berlin wall.
EPS Reacts: Dreamtalia End!
I need you!
Hetalia Uniform thingy.
I need you 2
TIE
Hair.
Story Announcements
Help Me!
I'M AWESOME.
Ouija board
Facts about this Piece of Trash.
GLORIOUS REALIZATION HIT ME
Big Hero 6
Puberty
Alfred F. ____
AN STUFF
40 and AMEBEL CAUSE I'M TRASH.
GOOD JOB
Happy birthday Mattie!
I'M SORRY BUT
Ask book?
Ignore if you hate AmeBel
Independence
What?!!?
Sad
Pretty.
I'm spamming you.
MMM'MMmMMM WHACHA SAYYYY
OTP
The World was Wide Enough....
I've been tagged sorry.
America Spam
Dead inside
I'm outta here
Hetalia characters as...
Hetalia characters as...
Safety
Hetalia characters as...
WARNING
Super Power
7 deadly.
Cardverse
Twisted
Heta-musical.
I think this is funny.
Net Neutrality
Heta Characters as...
Hetalia Characters as...
Hetalia Characters as... (cont.)
BOOM BABEY
Heta Characters as...

Matthew's Lifeboat.

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By espepspes

Canada looked around at the crowd surrounding him, "I float in a boat, In a raging black ocean" he nervously looked side to side, his voice lilting, "Low in the water, With nowhere to go." He looked at his friends, most of them glaring, "The tiniest lifeboat, With people I know"

His vision was tunneling as he visualized the boat in his mind, "Cold, clammy, and crowded, The people smell desperate." His friends and family looked bitter at the sea, at the world, at each other. "We'll sink any minute, So someone must go." They looked bitter and distant towards him. "The tiniest lifeboat, With the people I know"

Alfred shoved Arthur and war began in the already unstable boat. "Everyone's pushing, Everyone's fighting." They were shouting and screaming, while dark clouds brewed over head, no, no, nO, NO, "Storms are approaching, There's nowhere to hide." They were coming towards him they were still screaming, and he was plunged into reality, "If I say the wrong thing, Or I wear the wrong outfit." He looked desperately at the nations around him. "They'll throw me right over the side!!"

Canada looked into his eyes and already knew he was judging him. "I'm hugging my knees, And the captain is pointing." He was on the boat again and England was staring at him, and looked angry again. "Well who made him captain?" He stared at his aggressor angry but slumped his shoulders in defeat. "Still, the weakest must go... The tiniest lifeboat, Full of people I know." He succumbed to the dark ocean and was pushed into reality again. "The tiniest lifeboat... Full of people I know..." He dejectedly walked away from the crowd pulling out a canister when he reached the bathrooms.

((I've been listening to Heathers a lot. This is my favorite song))

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