Travis: we love skittles though
Conner: during pride month I throw them at homophobes and scream at them to taste the rainbow
Travis: he them gets beat up which is quite funny
Conner: anyway
Travis: prepare my funeral
Conner: and mine
Travis: you can just have a hole in the ground
Conner: that's what a grave is...
Travis: hey um ALL YOU IRIS KIDS OPEN UP
Butch: what the hell do you want
Conner: we hate skittles
Butch: eh
Butch: I don't give a shit
Conner: well that was fun
-a bunch of iris girl open the door-
Iris kids: WHAT
Travis: WHAT WHAT
Iris kids: YOU HATE SKITTLES WE WILL KILL YOU
-Iris kids chase Conner and Travis-
Conner: GUYS YOU DIDNT SHUT THE GODDAM DOOR
Travis: I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU
1 week later
Conner: MY HAIR IS A RAINBOW AFRO