Pansy: You know what? I'll message his best mate.
Draco: Weasley? Why would you do that?
Pansy: So I can tell him that you fancy Harry, then Ronald couldn't possibly keep a secret like that.
Draco: ???
Pansy: He would obviously tell Harry! You dimwit.
Draco: Wait what
Draco: You wouldn't dARE BITCH
Pansy: Oh yeah? Watch me.
Draco: I officially hate you.