Shuga was walking along the streets of Maine, eating Brussel sprouts, when she saw someone who looked much like herself handcuffed. She was followed by two police officers, one with bright red hair and gay gothy black make-up on one side of his face, and one with long blonde hair and cool as heck sunglasses. The two seemed to be having a conversation about dormice. Bewildered by the similarities, Shuga walked up and asked why she was being arrested. The red goth said, "She pirated old man documentaries and couldn't pay the fine so we're arresting her." The one with sunglasses nodded in an incredibly cool manner. Shuga pulled out her wallet, and handed red goth the fine money. With out hesitation, he removed the handcuffs. The pirater, bewildered, clapped her hands and hugged Shuga around The neck. She thanked her. The two became close until Shuga broadcasted clolorbras. She was never the same.
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