I Like Your Shoes | ✓

By sivaniy

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"Sometimes, we are so smitten with happy endings, that we believe we'll end up with one too." Ambrosia Bellem... More

a u t h o r ' s n o t e
d e d i c a t i o n
P r o l o g u e
Chapter 1 | Germs Hate the Dark
In Transit | A Letter From Hades
Chapter 3 | A Romantic I'm Not
Chapter 4.1 | A Dizzy Mind
Chapter 4.2 | A Stormy Mind
Chapter 5 | Pink Paint and Green Eyes
Chapter 6 | Zero Progress
Chapter 7 | Nightmares and Sunset Rum
Chapter 8 | Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo?
Chapter 9 | I Condemn Women to Hell
Chapter 10 | Sounds Like a Plan
Chapter 11 | Cross my Lung and Hope to Die
Chapter 12.1 | Truth, Sharpie and a Timer
Chapter 12.2 | Bare Feet, Lost Shoes
Chapter 13 | A Troll, An Alien
Chapter 14 | I'm a Barbie Girl in the Barbie World
Chapter 15 | What are the Odds?
Chapter 16 | Beam at Me
Chapter 17 | Yoga, Cookies and the Dark
Chapter 18 | Come into the Light
Chapter 19 | The Woof Woof Talk
Chapter 20 | Stuffed Crust Pizza
Chapter 21 | The Hobo in Shinchan Pajamas
Chapter 22 | Men's Clothes and A Pretty Dress
Chapter 23 | She Looks Like A Disco Ball
Chapter 24.1 | Walk Straight Like You don't give A Damn
Chapter 24.2 | The Werewolf Loves me but I Love the Vampire
Chapter 24.3 | The Nerd to my Bad Boy
Chapter 25 | A Call from the Devil
Chapter 26 | You aren't the One I Came Here to See
Chapter 27 | Churned your Heart Like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Waterfall
Chapter 28 | What Would You Call Something that's Brown and Sticky?
Chapter 29 | He Looks at You Differently
Chapter 30 | A Table For Two
Chapter 31 | The Cobra Strikes Back
Chapter 32 | There Was Some Chocolate On Your Lip
Chapter 33 | Grizzlies and Pansies
Chapter 34 | An Audience With the Dark Lord
Chapter 35 | Cupid Screwed Up
Chapter 36 | Who Are You When No One's Looking?
Chapter 37 | Ed Sheeran Wouldn't Treat Me This Way
Chapter 38 | Time For Murder, Er, Dancing
Chapter 39 | Who's The Kidnapper Again?
Chapter 40 | May I Have The Honour Of This Dance?
Chapter 41 | We're Amazing and Wonderful and Cool
Chapter 42 | Mr Cadwallader Vs The Balloons
Chapter 43 | The SWAG Pendant Guy
Chapter 44 | You Should Say Yes
Chapter 45 | It's a Fine, Fine Day
Chapter 46 | Love Sick and Hanging
Chapter 47 | Attack on The Cobra
Chapter 48 | Dogs And Dates
Chapter 49 | Just So You Know
Chapter 50.1| Wedding Invitations
Chapter 50.2 | Vows, Promises and Tears
Chapter 51| Unmarried and Unpregnant
Chapter 52 | Always In Love
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a u t h o r ' s n o t e

Chapter 2 | How to Evade your Mother

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By sivaniy

"And this job of yours, will it make you more likeable?"

"No."

"Will it gain you a Royal status in the society?"

"No, Mother."

"Find a suitable husband for you?"

"No."

"Then, why exactly did you accept this job?"

I was tempted to say that it was the money, that it would provide me the freedom I lacked under her roof, but I couldn't dare, of course not.

My mother, Bathsheba, stared at me with her eyes narrowed, her hands on her narrow hips, her ruby red lips pursed in concentration and disgust. I stared at my fake rose studded sandals, not daring to look her in the eye.

When it came to dodging my mother at an argument, I'd grown into a pro over the years. There were just three steps, really.

1. Don't look her in the eye.

2. Answer with a simple 'Yes' or 'No', never speak more than those simple, little words. NEVER.

3. When everything else fails, run away, making sure to run in a zig zag manner to confuse the predator.

The third rule, I learned from National Geographic, in a documentary called 'what to do when hunted by an alligator.'

"Well?"

I decide to play it safe and remain silent.

"Ambrosia Bellemore." She says curtly, clicking her plain black heels with impatience.

"Well, mother, it felt like a great opportunity. And it was good, easy money." I finally blurt out.

The moment I utter easy and money together, my mother's eyelids start twitching incessantly. I gulp audibly.

"Easy money, you say? How easy exactly?" She asks with an evil smirk.

Oh my God, she thinks I'll sleep around to get money.

A flare of anger ignites inside me, a little part of me tries to extinguish it, but a larger part of me holds onto it until every part of me is seething and an angry red.

"I'll be working in a publishing company, mother." Barely holding on, I manage to spit the words through my teeth.

"You, young lady, have no control over yourself. I knew you'd grow up and follow your father's footsteps." I didn't expect it to be a compliment, not when my father had left her for another woman. I don't actually blame him though, I think he finally had had enough of zero fat breakfast, lunch and dinner.

"I'm not like him, mother. I just want to do whatever I want with my life!"

"Do what? Take a miserly job when you could've easily become a doctor, just like your sister and me?"

Before I could come up with a proper come back to that, the door to her room opens slightly. The narrow, bony face of my sister, a perfect replica of our mother's, peers in with barely concealed anger.

"You are fighting again?" She accuses my mother.

My mom runs a hand through her already perfect platinum hair. If I didn't know her better, I'd have said she looked almost sheepish.

"No. Just talking."

Neave eyes me strangely, and I give her an almost genuine looking smile. Her eyes narrow. She doesn't say anything though, and turns her attention back to mother.

"Mother, I've something to tell you."

"Ambrosia, leave us." She orders curtly, and I turn around to leave the room.

"No, let her stay." I turn back around again.

"Very well. Tell me what it is."

"Mom, I'm getting married."

Boom.

I expected my mother to shriek at her, to shake some sense into her. To tell her that it wouldn't gain her status, reputation and it wouldn't make her more likeable.

But she just looked at her calmly for a minute before asking,"What does he do?"

"He's a doctor I worked with in Seattle. A Neuro Surgeon." I had to give it to Neave, she managed to say the words without looking like her pet fish had died.

"How old?" Is this some interview or something?

"Thirty." My sister was twenty five. I wanted to shout that she was crazy to get married to a man five years older than her when our mother does something I'd never seen her do in my twenty two years of existence.

She hugged her.

I'm sure my eye balls rolled out of my sockets and landed somewhere around my feet.

"I'm so happy for you, Neave. You've found the perfect man for you."

I had to interrupt her then.

"And how do you know that?"

"You would never understand. Look at your sister, she's a doctor, and has managed to capture a reputed man's heart. What have you ever done?"

"Oh, I'm going to work in a reputed publishing house and make money, probably snare a reputed man myself." I say hautily.

Big mistake.

My mother eyes me from head to toe, but I will myself not to look away. I won't back down now.

"Can you, now? I'll see you and your reputed man at Neave's wedding then, if you manage to find one, that is." She says with a smirk. I nod slightly and turn around to walk out of her room.

"Where are you going?" Neave asks, following me outside.

"New York."

"Wow. You actually managed to get rid of her, didn't you?"

"I did. But I don't think I can find a man to bring to your wedding." Let's just say that I wasn't very experienced in the male department.

"Oh you can. You can bring a dead slug. As long as it's rich, mother won't mind."

We laugh.

"You do love this Surgeon dude, huh?"

"Paul is a sweetheart."

"Of course he is. What did he do? Bring your roses everyday and gave you little letters expressing his deep, pure love for you?"

"Oh my God, yes he did! How did you know?"

I shrug. "I have my ways."

~•~

Hey there!

I don't like her mother. At all. I didn't like her when I was writing her. But she plays an important role in bringing our main characters along, so I have to let her stay.

So yeah, you don't have to wait anymore. Because,

Spoiler: We shall meet our male counterpart in the next chapter.

Yeahhh! Cheer with me! No? Okay.
Press that little star? Yeah? Thanks.

Until next chapter!

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