"It bit me."
"Oh. That's unfortunate. Was that before or after you caved its head in?"
"Does it matter? I'm dead either way."
"I heard it's not infectious if it's after."
"Oh, I didn't... BRRRAAAIIINNSSSSSSS!"
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"It bit me."
"Oh. That's unfortunate. Was that before or after you caved its head in?"
"Does it matter? I'm dead either way."
"I heard it's not infectious if it's after."
"Oh, I didn't... BRRRAAAIIINNSSSSSSS!"