SJM: Post

By sugarcoatedtaste

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The title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the ser... More

Introduction
Fandom Obsessions
Heir of Fire Review
Queen of Shadows Review
Worst Parents Of The Century
Tamlin The Tool
Manon Blackbeak
Elain x Azriel
Bird of Flame & Lord of Fire
Concerning the Suriel
Amren x Varian
The Illyrian Males
Roommates
Truth or Dare
Manon x Dorian
LGBTQ+ Mates
Celaena's Song (MUST LISTEN)
The Night Court (Part 1)
Rowan and Aelin (Part 1)
Arobynn and Celaena
Aelin's Court on a Road Trip
The Mate Males Group Chat
ACoTaR Fancast
Instagram Aesthetics
Dorian Havilliard
Music Playlists
EarlyRise - Memories
Searching With Insults
Things ToG Fans Never Say
The King of Adarlan
I Really Hate This...
Manon x Elide
Rant - Yaoi Fans
Erawan and Maeve
Objects of Humour
The King of Adarlan's Theme
Washing Machine
Locking Feyre Up
Year 7 Math Textbook
Cadre Children
The High Lords
The Night Court (Part 2)
Funniest Thing Ever #1
The Other Tamlin
Evangeline's in Danger
ToG and ACoTaR Tag #1
Frozen Parody
Valentine's Day
Thanks, School
Aelin and Her Court (Part 1)
Let's Thank Ianthe
The Night Court (Part 3)
Tamlin The Tool (Part 2)
Rhys's Wingspan
ToG and ACoTaR Tag #2
The Night Court (Part 4)
I'm Learning This
I Challenge You...
Mythology in ToG
Aelin and Her Court (Part 2)
You've Totally Lost It
Tamlin vs Rhysand
Throne of Glass Fancast
Group Chat Fight
Little Bunny Overload
Theme Songs
What Love Feels Like
The High Lords (Part 2)
Aelin and Her Court (Part 3)
Haunted House
Best ToG Quotes
Funny School Stories
Christmas Presents
Petrah Blueblood
The Night Court (Part 5)
Rewatching Frozen - Talk
The High Lords (Part 3)
The Night Court (Part 6)
Rowan's Caller ID
Queen Evangeline
Chemistry in Class
Christmas Carols
Rant - 47 Ronin
How Cute Is This?
The Night Court (Part 7)
The ToG Team (Part 1)
Cards Against Humanity
Funniest Thing Ever #2
Manon x Dorian (Part 2)
Rowan and Aelin (Part 2)
Incorrect Crossover Theories
ToG and ACoTaR Tag #3
Erawan and Maeve (Part 2)
Elide and Lorcan
ACoTaR Characters as Elements
New Year's Eve (ToG Edition)
When To Fight ToG Characters
High Lords Comforting
Funniest Thing Ever #3
List of #Hashtags
Elide and Lorcan (Part 2)
The High Lords (Part 4)
This...Is Purely Amazing
New Year's Eve (ACoTaR Edition)
Hatsune Miku fanart
MANON BLACKBEAK FANART
Tamlin The Tool (Part 3)
ToG Name Meanings
The Night Court (Part 8)
Funniest Thing Ever #4
The ToG Team (Part 2)
Rowan and Aelin (Part 3)
Celaena and Dorian
Tamlin vs Rhysand (Part 2)
The Night Court (Part 9)
Beautiful Themed Pictures
ToG Scenario Game
Nesta and Cassian
French Book Translations
ACoTaR as Iconic Vine Memes
The Eye of Elena
A Moment of Silence...
Rowan and Aelin (Part 4)
Nesta and Cassian (Part 2)
ACoFaS Cover!
The Night Court (Part 10)
For You Book Lovers...
ToG in a Classroom
Pets For The Inner Circle
YA Novels vs SJM Novels
Lysandra Is Beautiful...
Friendly Reminders
ToG Characters A-Z
(Un)Friendly Reminders
When We Were Young...
(Un)Friendly Reminder 1
Just...All Abraxos
I Found Another Song
Ghislaine Is A Badass
The Night Court (Part 11)
I'm So Terrified...Help
CELAENA'S SONG!
In Case You Forgot...
And Another Thought
Aelin and the ToG Guys
Scenario Game #2
Yrene and Chaol Song
ToG7 Title Revealed
Tamlin The Tool (Part 4)
The High Lords (Part 5)
The Good Old Days...
I'm Back
Cassandra Clare: Rant

Dirty Memorable Quotes

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By sugarcoatedtaste

1)

Rhysand: Next time, Feyre, I'll fuck you against the wall.
Feyre: Hard enough to make the pictures fall off.
Rhysand: Show me again what you can do with that wicked mouth.

Hard enough to make the pictures fall off. I just lost it 😂😂😂

2)

Yrene: Hello, Hasar.
Hasar: Hey.
Yrene: *sees all the food on Hasar's bed* 0_O
Hasar: I'm too thin. I need a fatter ass for my lover to grip at night.

OKAY THIS ONE KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣 HASAR YOU SAVAGE WOMAN.

I wonder what Renia would say...😂😂😂

3)

Rhysand: Fine. Practice all you want in privacy. Give a shout down the bond if you get anything accomplished before breakfast.
Feyre: What, literally shout at the tattoo?
Rhysand: You could try rubbing it on certain body parts and I might come faster.

Okay, Rhys. 😂

4)

"Try not to moan too loudly when you dream about me. I need my beauty rest."

Rhys...no. Just no. 😂😂

5)

I love it how Lysandra and Cassian both said similar things after Feyre and Rhysand/Aelin and Rowan had sex. Lysandra smirked and said "Enjoy your ride?" whereas Cassian said "Hard ride?" In the second case, though, it ended up with violence by a sassy Cassian and a territorial Rhys 😂😂😂

6)

Yrene: Do not think about attempting to lift me off this horse, or carry me, or anything.
Chaol: Anything? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yrene: Yes, anything. It's likely because of anything that you're limping worse than before.
Chaol: Then you'd better heal me, Yrene Towers, because I plan to do a great deal of anything with you tonight.

That he's limping worse than before...😂😂😂

~~~~~~~~

And just for some sweet love...

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