minhyun: after you.
seongwoo: no thanks, i never let anyone walk behind me. seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
minhyun: yeah, but that still leaves a thirty percent chance that i'll attack you from the front.
seongwoo: yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. i can always block the blow, or i can counter it by-
minhyun: *slaps seongwoo's face*
minhyun would never hit him but you know for humor purposes