How to be a bitch 101

By av0cad0toast

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For all you nice people out there here is a book I think you need to read. More

01- Intro
02- Be Sassy
03- Its that time on the month
04- Be a slut
05- be a Drama Queen
06- be hard work
07- be selfish
08- be a fuck girl
09- honesty is the best policy
10-fudge you
Just a little rant
11- Dont be a blonde
12- Dont be Tolerant
13- Reduce, Reuse and Recycle
14- be the Judge
15- Starbucks
16- Go over the line
17- be a Bouncy ball
18- be your own judge
19- bye bye Bitch
20: who needs education
21:rather be hateded
22:first let me take a selfie
23:hotdogs
24:bitches are unique
25:worry smorry
26:Me, myself and i
27: understand the bitch languange
28: Stir like a baker
29: on fleak 24/7
30* Donations please
31*D.R.A.M.A
33*Fuck face
34*The more you know
35*Askhole
36*Gold digger
1k BITCHES
37*Watch out there are snakes about
38*Brown sauce
39•What we mean
40*Strangers
*41 face
*42 flexing
*43 soup

32*Moisturize

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By av0cad0toast


Bitches the title is not a trick title

If you bitches want to get the d then moisturize daily!

face it no man likes scaly girls with flacks of skin peeling off. It's one bad for you, two it's not ascetically pleasing and three, just plain insane.

Once you get your skin to feel like a baby's bottom then you will be know!

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