UNKNOWN NUMBER:
Hello?
UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:
Is this the incredible young lady who has been keeping Kaldur glued to his phone for the past few weeks?
Eliza:
Um.
Who are you?
UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:
You mean he never mentioned us?
His best friends ever?
Who formed the team with him when Roy walked out on us?
I am wounded.
Eliza:
Well, he mentioned having friends, but he didn't mention anyone by name.
UNKNOWN NUMBER:
And you didn't ask?
Eliza:
Hey, he's a stranger I texted by accident and can't seem to stop texting. He could be a creeper or I could be a creeper. We kind of made this silent agreement to not tell each other too many details about ourselves.
But he is fun to text. He's really sweet.
UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:
Oh he is, is he?
Eliza:
Okay, now you're creepy.
UNKNOWN NUMBER:
Allow me to apologize for myself and my manners-less friend here. I am Rob, and the genius is Baywatch.
UNKNOWN NUMBER 2:
HEY!
Eliza HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN NUMBER TO "Rob"
Eliza HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN NUMBER 2 TO "Baywatch"
Baywatch:
Great, now I'm stuck with that forever.
Rob:
Did you really think Arty and I would ever let that die?
Eliza:
So Kaldur said you all were on a team together.
Rob:
Yes.
A team.
We are a team.
Eliza:
What kind of sport do you guys play?
Rob:
Well....
All sorts of things really, not just one specific thing.
Baywatch:
There's about six of us, sometimes seven.
Rob:
Dude, give it up. Roy is never going to join our team. Give it up and deal with Artemis.
Baywatch:
Never.
Eliza:
Wow, petty. No wonder Kaldur complains about you so much.
Baywatch:
Wait, HE DOES?
WHAT DOES HE SAY ABOUT ME?
Eliza:
It was just once. He said you all basically forced team leadership on him and then didn't trust him when he tried to be a leader.
Baywatch:
Oh.
Rob:
To be honest, we kind of did.
Eliza:
Good man. I like a guy with integrity.
Rob:
Thank you
Baywatch:
HEY!
Rob:
Dude, she's texting Kaldur. Did you really think she'd chose you? Over someone like Aqualad?
Eliza:
Wait.
WHAT?
You mean, all this time, I've been texting AQUALAD????
AQUAMAN'S SIDEKICK?
Rob:
cRAP
Baywatch:
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
KAL'S GONNA KILL YOU
Rob:
Yeah, if Batman doesn't
Eliza:
Rob?
You mean as in, ROBin??
As in, Batman and Robin???
Rob:
shoot.
Eliza HAS CHANGED Rob TO "Robin"