Randomness Cus Why Not

By -starberryshortcake-

336 41 102

THIS BOOK INCLUDES EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE There will be... LEMONS CUSSING MY LIFE STORIES WHAT... More

Not Regular Music 1
Hawt and Sexy 2
Pole in the Ass 3
Still Constipated. I Guess 4
When You Say Shit Like FUCK My Own Sisters Location 6
I Hate this. A lot. Lemon with Pictures 7
Normal is Borring 8
Look at Us Now 9
Griends Forever 10
CODENAMES Dun Dun Dunnnn11
Story Time! 12
Cookie 13
Buy a Dildo 14
I Need the Lyrics!! 15
Blood and Tears 16
Sweet Sweet Ass 17
Shut Up Autocorrect!! 18
Army Men, ATTACK! 19
DA Plays Gay Games 20
I Was Caught Fucking a Bird 21
Dem LONG ASS Comercials 22
Addicted Again 23
This Cat is CONFOOSED 24
No, and No and- Theres Nothing Else to Say, is There? 25
How Kitty Died 26
Random SHIOT 27
Austin and the Dino Plane! Rawr! 28
EAR RAPE!!!! 29
Sorry... 30
Full of JKS Today BITCHES!!!! 31
And I'm Like... Wrong 32
Made Up Story Using My Favorite Names (Part 1) 33
Meh! 34
Welp. Pics Can Make Words Depressing... 35
She's Back Guys, and Fucking better than ever! 36
Your Welcome 37
Made Up Story Using My Favorite Names (end) 38
THEM SONGS DOE 39
HAKUNA MATATA 40
Like I said... 41
AKWARD CHRISTMAS 42
More People/Losing My Friends 43
Bye 44
Yeet 45
Like BOI 46
FREAKING RESONANCE MMMMMMMM 47
@albino_taco_meats 48
Random Stuff I Guess? I Don't Fucking Know. 49
Hi 50
Kings and Queens 51
Back and Forth (idk) 52
Music at Fam's! 53
BIrThDaY PaRtY 54
Cum Around and BaCk aGaIn 55
evoo 56
Oof 57
I'm harder than youuuu 58
69! Wait- I meant 59
My Best Friend Got Nudes and Blocked the Person That Sent Them 60
UwU 61
The Board Was Wet 62
Do You Ever Have To Pee But You're Too Lazy To Get Up? 63
Ranting (Part 1) 64
And I oop- 65
"Que The Music!" Lyrics and Notes 66
I has idea (Restart) 67
Switching Over 68

Writing ALL them Dirty Songs 5

16 1 0
By -starberryshortcake-

Annnnnnnnnnd



She's dun didly dun dun cactus people cats writing again
Follow her
She cool
MMM
DeadStoner

Be warnnned
Eeck

S-Senpai...
Still hasn't...
N-noticed me...
Yet...

WOAH BISH TRUE

SHE NEEDS TAGS

BUT
Im Priceless!

I mean #

She almost fell again joosus fooken croost

On me!
Who could on me!
Cus I suck the following things
Oh wait
THATS EVERYTHING GOD

MOSTLY
Dick

Jkjkjkjkjkjk

Ahhh
Fuck me
Deepthroat
Vagina
Santa tell me

MEEEEEEOW
oh God the cat scared me it was too warm to even feel like a cat
Owls

Im blind tho

SHE SCARED ME AGAIN

Waiiiiit
This

Is
Supposed to be
Rjkee funny
But im a failure
Oh no
SHES PLAYING IM A HOE I THINK

ANNNNNND
I WAS RIGHT

BISH PLS
IM DYONG
IT WAS
INSPIRED
BY ME

Fam: How did this happen!!

ALL THE WAY
KEEP ON A DANCING
ALL THE WAY
KEEP ON FLYING

OOH
FIGHT ME HELLEN

Me:Yah
DeadStoner

JACKY LOVER
DONT BLAME HER
THAT RYMED
COOL

Next
Might be a
Lemon
Who knows
Hmmmm
Fuck me daddy

HARDER
JKJK

HAHA GOOD LAUGHS

Fam: Cat
Im a kitty cat
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dididi dun dun dun dididi dun

FIGHT ME HELLEN
BIRTHDAY SEX
MMMM
DAT GOOD WEED

ME:
MEOMEOMEOMEOMEOEMEOEMEOEME

Wow after all that and I forget the w

Wow
Mom
CAT
IM A KITTY CAY
CAN
CAT
SHIT

Fam:
on ten!
Hump me, fuck me, daddy better choke me, yessss!

Me: Fight,

ME HELLEN!
HA
BISH CUITS MEE MEOW

MAYBE LEMON
SHUY UO CAT
MIGHT SDGLDHFS

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