December 2016
Carter Giselle Santana
You can not come to Afdallastan
We play with choppas like pakistan
Bandan the killa man, AK 47 hitta man
You can not come down chesterfield
First 48 where I really live
You wanna talk about Bandan
Aw man, you know what happened man
"This what niggas do at video shoots ?" Eryn asked as we watched Dan shoot his video with his friends
"I guess so." I shrugged "Shayaa them do it."
"They make my ass hurt." She placed her head on her hand
"Everybody make yo ass hurt." I looked at her
"Nah, Harold eats my ass but don't hurt it."
"Eryn what the fuck." I mumbled trying not to laugh
"My bad, tmi."
"Honestly truly." I told her "Look at my tattoo though."
"Bitch get a tat and don't know how to act."
"Suck ass, you gotta take my pictures when we leave though."
"Can we leave now then ? I'm hungry, I want some haitian food."
"You know it's a lil place in Stone Mounta—."
"Lets go." She jumped up grabbing her purse and phone "Dan we leaving, I'm hungry !"
"Damn bitch can I get up." I said as she pulled my arm
"You not moving fast enough, I'm pregnant not you."
"Rude ass motherfucker." I mugged her
"Where y'all going ?" Dan walked up to us
"To go eat, I been with y'all all damn day and none of y'all fed me." Eryn mugged him
"Excuse me." He held his hands up "Where y'all going to eat at ?"
"Toodie say it's some lil Haitian place in Stone Mountain."
"Bring me something back big baller."
"Nigga what ? I'm not even paying for myself."
"Bitch how was you getting your food then ?" I looked at her
"Either you or Dan, I'm saving my money for baby Duece." She rubbed her stomach
"Nah, you just a cheap ass lil girl." I unlocked my phone
"Bitch what ? Eryn cheap ? As in Eryn Lamia ? Bad bitch from Florida ? You sure ?"
"Yes you hoe."
"You nicknaming him after a gun ?" Dan asked her
"My lil sister Nari did and I'm sticking with it."
"Good enough." Dan nodded
"I'm going to the c— unlock the doors." Eryn said "Matter fact just let me drive."
"No hoe, gone somewhere." I waved her off before hugging Dan
"That's why y'all so fucking ugly now, ugly ass big hoes." She mugged us
"Ion care." I said before giving him a kiss "Girl you uglier than me."
"In yo damn dreams, bye ugly broke boy." She waved to Dan
"I can't stand her ass."
"No, I can't stand y'all. Y'all date or no ?"
"No." We both answered
"Y'all running my blood pressure up, I don't have time." She walked off
"She need a therapist." Dan shook his head
"She need an evaluation." I told him before following after her "Why you walking so fast ?!"
"Cause you the devil and I'm trying to shake him off !"
"Take my picture please." I handed her my phone
"Always want pictures." She took it "Pose before I change my mind."
"What about this one ?" I asked
"Try a different one."
"This one ?"
"Put your tongue in your mouth, we bousins hoe."
"Lamia." I straight faced her
"Alright alright."
"Why is it hot in December though ?" I asked seeing the sun shining and shit
"Ion know but I ain't complaining."
"You took it while I was talking."
"So, the lighting good so that's all that matters." She handed me my phone back "You just wanna show off that tattoo."
"Sholl do." I laughed
SlimassToodie: Eryn takes ugly pictures but the lighting is good 😍
5gbg_Tip: Hell you at ?
21gangChevy: Mfs get tatted and don't know how to act 🙄
HotgirlNari: 😍😍😍😍
1LottoSavage: Exactly 😭 @21GangChevy
SlimassToodie: Look better than that dry ass shit on your forehead @21gangChevy
Dacircle21: Chevy no 😂😂😂😂😂
21Savage: 😂😂😂😂
Youngnudy: Don't try to come for my dawg now @SlimassToodie
SlimassToodie: Be on my side for once dang 🙄 @Youngnudy
When we got to the restaurant, I tried to decide what I wanted. Eryn hungry ass already knew what she wanted.
"What you getting ?" I asked her
"Oxtail, black rice, griot, and jerk chicken."
"I think I just want legume, black rice, and jerk chicken."
We got our and just sat in thecar eating it.
"Tip say come pick him up." Eryn said as she took a picture
"From where ?"
"Ion know, the short midget bitch didn't say."
Erynnn1k: My face breaking out df 😩😩
ThatgirlIndya: Faaaaaaav 😍😍😍
1804Jackboy: With yo white ass
Dacircle21: Where df you at
Erynnn1k: Stfu bitch @1804Jackboy
"Ooooh you got two of yo boyfriends on your pictures." I joked
"Shut up hoe." She rolled her eyes