It was just a regular day at CUPID.inc with all the cupids gather for one big meeting to go over the rules of Cupids. We do this once a century for the new members,but for the old it gets to be pretty boring. I mean the rules are easy to remember. But the main rule is to never fall in love. Never ever I mean it. I mean you don't have to worry about me humans are just too powerless and small for me to fall in love with. Also who would give up being an cupid it's like totally awesome you get to shoot at people's heart, but it doesn't hurt them…..oh well.
Now since the meeting is over finally we can get down to business making people fall in love. You see you think cupids randomly shoot at people's hearts and giggle like mischievous little children flying away to do more mischievous things. No that's not like that at all. You have to get an assignment then you have to stalk you assignment for some time until you use these thingies on the arrows that list up when your assignment is by their loved one. I know easy.
But since there are like billions of people on earth it's kinda hard to track them down, so we use these other thingies to track down the person. I know what you're thinking “What are these thingies she's talking about” and “What am I reading”. Well to answer your first question I'm talking about Aphrodite’s inventions. Yes the goddess of beauty and love. And to answer your second question I have no idea you're the one who decided to click the book and read it. Or was it my beauty that attracted you I guess I can't help it. Anyways see you later alligators and see you later haters.
Love your favorite Cupid,
Esme 😚
Authors Note
I have no idea what I'm writing I'm just doing it since I wanted to now bye my lovelies you are dismissed 😚😌