Last time on total drama island....-Ruth
(Hits him) no it's last time on Sakamaki brothers mansion-me
But it sounds cooler with 'total drama island'-Ruth
Anyways...last time on Sakamaki brothers mansion...-me
Flashback
This is so exciting!-me (walks into a room that I'm sharing with the girls)
Maybe for you but did you not see the look on his face when he said 'let's make this interesting'-buttercup
I know! He's so handsome-me (dreamy look)
Okay so how long are we suppose to survive?-bubbles
I think it's just for a day right-blossom (looks at me)
We can stay here are whole life!-me
Uh no-buttercup
Well anyways lets go down stairs I'm hungry-me (walks into the kitchen)
(They girls follow me)
With the boys
This is stupid-Ruth (lays down on the bed)
Is it because Ruby is so in love with that Ayato guy?-boomer
(Gets a tick mark) of course not, I wouldn't care if she was in love with that blood sucking demon, she can do whatever she wants-Ruth (gets up and walks away)
Drama queen much-butch
With the girls
There nothing in here!-me
What you looking for-laito (comes out of nowhere)
We are hungry-bubbles
(Licks lips) your not the only one hungry-laito
You know I hate you the most-me
(Shrugs shoulders) doesn't matter bitchy-chan but what about your friends-laito
You asshole stop calling girls bitchy-chan!-me (balls fist)
(Ignores me) so what blood type are you guys-laito
(Looks around at her wrist) well look at the time we have to find the boys-blossom (grabs all of our wrist)
(Chuckles) this will be interesting-laito
Back to the real world
Let's just say the girls and I got hurt while running away and the boys were in front of us....you probably know what happened-me
Flashback again
Help!!!-the girls except me
This way-me (runs a corner but got knocked down)
You okay-Ruth (helped me up)
(Punches him because got scared)-me
(On the floor holding his bleeding nose while the girls and I run away)-Ruth
I know we were chasing the girls but I'm really hungry-konato
(Wide eyes) hey guys come on you don't want to drink my blood-Ruth
We don't but we are really hungry-subaru
(Throws his shoe at shuu) hell naw-Ruth (runs away)
Why can't they just let us drink them-Ayato
Back to the real world again
(Shudders) not happy memories-Ruth
So basically the whole time we were there was them trying to get a taste of our blood every possible way-me
And she means every possible way-Ruth
Moral of the story Ayato really hot when he's hungry-me (daydreams)
We just barely got out of their alive and that's what your thinking about for the 'moral of the story'!-Ruth
(Doesn't listen to him)-me
Well anyways wolf, Angela you guys can come in-Ruth
You don't tell me what to do-wolf
GUYS ME AND WOLF HAVE DARES FOR YOU-Angela
(Pokes out head) I'm kinda traumatize-boomer
We all are boomer-butch
(Everyone comes out)
What's wrong-Angela
(Rocks back and forth) it was horrible-brick
Guess you guys did survive-wolf (grins)
(Everyone except me and Angela glare at wolf)
Okay my dare is for the boys, they have to go on a date with the powerpunkgirls -Angela
That's all?-buttercup
Are you jealous!-butch (grins)
No not really-buttercup
(Falls to the ground dramatically like he got hit in the chest)-butch
(Kicks his side) get up you idiot I already called the girls for your date-wolf
But we don't want to-boomer
Does it look like I ask for your opinion-wolf
We didn't need your permissio-......-brick
(Ding dong)
Well you look at that they are here now go dress up fast while we distract them-Angela (drags me with her and wolf)
Ruth make sure there ready!-wolf
Don't tell me what to do!-Ruth
(At the front door)
(Opens the door) hello welcome to my home-me
Hey Ruby-berserk
So the boys are getting ready-Angela
So you have to wait a few minutes-wolf
(Look at brute) how do I look-brat
(Glares at her) you ask me that like 20 times already!-brute
But I'm making sure!-brat (whines)
Ugh-wolf (closes the door on their faces)
What you do that for-Angela
They are annoying!-wolf
Calm down okay, (looks at Angela) your dare also said that the girls can ruin their date right-me
Yeah-Angela
(Looks at wolf) since your the expert you go with them and I'll stay with Angela cause honestly I'm still tired from the trip (hold head) I think at night one of them went into my room at try to suck ny blood-me
Woah-Angela
Alright if you want my to-wolf
(Opens the door) okay I think they are ready, RIGHT RUTH!-me
YEAH! HOLD YOUR DAMN HORSES FOR A BIT WOMEN!-Ruth
Shut up!-me
(Boys come out looking tired)
What happen to you guys-Angela
Oh you know the usually threats from the girls and these damn tight suits but other then that we good-brick (sarcastic)
Great now of you go!-wolf (pushes them)
Have a nice date!-me (slams the door)
Okay now gotta tell the girls!-wolf (runs to the girls)
Want anything?-me
I'm in the mood of ice cream-Angela
Yeah-me
With wolf and the girls
This is gonna be awesome!-buttercup
So why are you here again-blossom
Got a problem-wolf (glares at her)
It was just a simple question-blossom (sweat drops)
Because she's good at ruining things-bubbles
See bubbles gets it-wolf
Shhh guys look-buttercup
(In front of the bushes that they are hiding in they see the ruffs and the punks)
Okay guys time for destruction!-wolf (whispers)