signs as Rap Monster quotes
Aries: (while twerking) "Something keeps dangling."
Taurus: "That shit cray."
Gemini: "When you get to eat ramen after feeling really really hungry, that's happiness."
Cancer: "What the flower."
Leo: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, and that horse is J-Hope."
(^^i'm-- *chokes*)
Virgo: "I'm the best dancer in Bangtan."
Libra: "I wore his underwear 22 times approximately."
Scorpio: "You got no jams."
Sagittarius: "If you want something broken, I'll break it for you."
Capricorn: "I have to talk to my mother about this first."
Aquarius: "Even my shit smells like jasmine."
Pisces: "I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me."