"But Daddy.... I'm just a baby. I don't know any better!"
"My stuffies made me do it. Punish them."
"Daddy. Have I told you how much I love you today?"
"I did it because I love you so much!"
"You are the best Daddy in the whole wide world."
"I was pretending to be a big girl today. It's not my fault."
"Daddy, aren't I cute?"