"What in the world is that?"
"A Capybara is like the biggest member of the rodent family. I saw one in person with Nate on our adventure to Madagascar."
"What does it look like?"
"It is like this giant beaver looking motherfucker. They're cute, but not as cute as you!" He hugged me tight and kissed me.
"Okay-okay I'm a little drunk..."
"Now you confess mister?"
"Okay so I'm totally drunk and like seriously you are so fucking cute right now." He began to ramble. "How the hell did I get so lucky? You beautiful flower child you."
"Flower child Sam?"
"I don't know what I'm saying. I heard someone say that and I just had to throw it in there. I think it means you're innocent or something. I don't know. I have no fucking idea...Well you are innocent at least compared to me. My mind is in the gutter. At least right now."
"You're not wrong with that."
"Alright well tomorrow I'll show you what my gutter mind is all about," He chuckled. "I know I'm being weird, but hey that's what you signed up for when you met me." Sam teased.