[in case you don't get the names]
messages with "SEXIES" groupchat.
dylan:
i have news
holl:
is it good news
shellfish:
are you quitting the band
dylan:
what band
shellfish:
yOURE OUR DRUMMER
BOY DIDDY
dylan:
nO THATS NOT
THE NEWS
shellfish:
oh thank god
i don't know what
i was going to tell the boys
dylan:
are you drunk shell
shellfish:
maybe
raspberry:
WHATS THE NEWS
cc:
^^
holl:
^^
rhambo:
^^
librarian:
^^
t pose:
OH I KNOW THE NEWS
librarian:
what
cc:
how come you know
and we don't
why is he so special
t pose:
i'm his secret lover that's why
shellfish:
OMG WAS THAT THE NEWS
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU GUYS
WERE GAY
dylan:
what
no
shelley
that's not the news
shelley:
oh
holl:
jesus christ just tell us
helldog:
^please
HOEchlin:
^we beg you
dylan:
ok so
you know that girl that i like
chewys mom:
margot robbie?
sharwoman:
^^
dylan:
no i
evelyn
chewys mom:
OHHHH
holl:
what about her?
cc:
are y'all fucking
dylan:
not yet
[NOT DELIVERED]
no
shellfish:
wait who's evelyn
chewys mom:
go to sleep shelley
shellfish:
don't tell me what to do
helldog:
jesus
shellfish:
you know what
i'm gonna go to sleep
chewys mom:
great idea shell
shellfish:
thank you :)
dylan:
OKAY CAN I CONTINUE
raspberry:
pls
dylan:
so i like
kind of asked her out
holl:
WHAT
chewys mom:
OMG
helldog:
GASPS
cc:
t pose:
BITCH SAME
dylan:
and she surprisingly said yes !
holl:
omg aw chxnx
t pose:
"surprisingly"
rhambo:
"surprisingly"
sharwoman:
"surprisingly"
librarian:
"surprisingly"
dylan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
cc:
t pose:
^^😤
dylan:
sorry sorry
ok but
i'm like reslly freaking out
i haven't been on a date since like
high school
holl:
jesus christ
dylan:
yeah
and some of you are good in the
love compartment so pls help me
holl:
i'm single
HOEchlin:
^^
t pose:
^^
sharwoman:
^^
cc:
^^
helldog:
^^
chewys mom:
^^
librarian:
can't relate
dylan:
chxnxn still
you guys are usually very
helpful with this kind of stuff
you help posey when he tries to flirt
t pose:
tries?
i execute it perfectly
holl:
sure ty, sure
t pose:
😢
holl:
whatever,
dyl i don't think you have anything
to worry about. i mean from the way
you spoke about her, evelyn seems
like a pretty nice girl. and if she's
nice, she'll see how great you are!
you shouldn't be worried about what
she thinks of you, because if you two
truly belong together, she'll love you for
who you are.
dylan:
woah
cc:
why are you an actor and
not a fucking writer i'm
shook
t pose:
^^
chewys mom:
hollands right, just be
you dyl :)
librarian:
put on deodorant
that's always handy
rhambo:
one time i tried to wrap my arm
around a girl, and my sweat got on
her
dylan:
applying 50 layers now
raspberry:
when's the date anyway?
dylan:
tomorrow at seven
we're watching wonder woman at the movies
helldog:
ew don't be one of those
couples that makes out
dylan:
we're not even
t pose:
dyl doesn't have the balls
for that
helldog:
oh shit true
HOEchlin:
i'm not too good with relationships,
but i think you'll be good as long as
you're a gentlemen to her as well
raspberry:
yup!
dylan:
thanks guys
shellfish:
you're welcome :)
holl:
shelley you were here the whole time
shellfish:
yes sir
t pose:
dw i'm walking to her trailer now
messages from "GET REKT" groupchat
evelyn:
guys
i need help
like fuckign pronto
boob morley:
W WHAT PRINCESA
daddy:
WHAT EHAT WHAT
side chick:
IM HERE
wife:
HERE
wittle ricky:
HERE
my #1:
WHATS UP?
evelyn:
okay um
i have a date tomorrow
daddy:
SCREAMS
wife:
WHAT CJJXNX
rodrick:
IM LATE BUT IM HERE
rodricks bff:
I AM ALSO LATE BUT HI HI
& OMG DATE WHAT
wife:
DETAILS NOW.
daddy:
^^
my #1:
^^
evelyn:
dylan asked me out
my #1:
OH SHITTTT
daddy:
OH M YBOD
side chick:
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
evelyn:
FNXNNZ
hamón:
wait why do you
need help
side chick:
^^
evelyn:
because i haven't been on a date since
you know who and i don't really know
what to do
wife:
"since you know who"
you can say my name
baby ;)))
evelyn:
STOP AHAHA
my #1:
still confused why do you need help?
just dress casually and have fun!
daddy:
for real, you ain't gotta impress no boy
rodrick:
dylans really hot though ngl
i'd be overwhelmed too
evelyn:
i
ricky witty:
ev, just act like your normal self
and you'll be fine!
rodricks bff:
bring pepper spray!
evelyn:
what why
rodricks bff:
in case it's not dylan
and it's some guy trying to kill
you
evelyn:
okay now i'm even more nervous than i
was before
rodrick:
damnit chris
rodricks bff:
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
messages between "boob morley" and "princesa"
princesa:
hey
why aren't you talking in the gc??
boob morley:
no reason.
princesa:
bob
you can tell me.
you're my hubby remember?
boob morley:
isn't that dylan now?
princesa:
bob don't be like that
boob morley:
it's okay
you moved on.
i should too.
evelyn:
bob...
boob morley:
i have to go
bye
evelyn:
bye :/
i'm sorry i haven't uploaded in four years!
but i promise ill upload more often now!
i have many many ideas!
also if you didn't understand the names they're up above!
love ya,
mel