private message between earphone guy and future girlfriend.
future girlfriend
HELLO
ROSS
HOW ARE YOU?
earphone guy
YO
DELTA
I'M GOOD
what's up?
future girlfriend
hmm
so
hmmm
earphone guy
what
future girlfriend
so...
earphone guy
what
future girlfriend
so...
earphone guy
just tell me already
future girlfriend
my whole family is coming...
earphone guy
where are they going?
future girlfriend
canada
they're going to see me
earphone guy
well that's great!
future girlfriend
but...
earphone guy
but what
future girlfriend
my dad saw our interaction
from instagram.
and now, my family think i am
dating you.
I'M SO SORRY
I'M SUCH A DISGRACE
earphone guy
hmmmm... wow
so....?
future girlfriend
so my parents got this
dinner that they had planned.
and they're bringing my crazy sister.
it's impossible for me to look after
her alone.
earphone guy
so...
future girlfriend
hmm...
i'm just wondering if you could
help me with that.
you know....
babysitting my crazy sister?
earphone guy
sure
that sounds great!
future girlfriend
I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER
YOU, REALLY.
I WOULD DO IT MYSELF
IF I CAN.
earphone guy
no
no problem
i would love to meet
your sister.
future girlfriend
well then..
GREAT
THANK YOU SO MUCH
ROSS!
YOU'RE MY SAVIOR
LOVE YOU
earphone guy
what?
future girlfriend
what?
OH MY GOD
FUCK
OOPS
NO
SORRY
I DIDN'T MEAN TO
SAID "I LOVE YOU"
CAN WE JUST IGNORE THAT?
THANK YOU
earphone guy
well i wouldn't mind if you do
future girlfriend
wait what
earphone guy
FUCK
NO
CAN WE JUST FORGET ABOUT
THAT, THANK YOU
future girlfriend
okay okay
see you in hell?
earphone guy
see you on our date
future girlfriend
wait
it's not a date????
earphone guy
well, it is now
future girlfriend
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[deleted]
sure!
see you
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