David: Finally we're alone.
Liza: I know.
Liza has added Alex, Jason, Zane, Toddy, Heath, Durte Dom and Scotty to this chat.
Scotty: Hello everybody!
Durte Dom: Yo what up guys
Zane: Hey bby
Heath: Daddy's here
Toddy: Liza why did you add me?
Alex: This'll be interesting.
Jason: five dolla for sucky sucky
David: Liza what did you do?!!
Scotty: and welcome to my vlog!
Durte Dom had added Corinna to this chat.
Durte Dom: gotta add the main bitch
Alex: Why did you add that whore?
Scotty: Right now you are listening to my intro song
Jason: Who's the hoe?
Heath: Be who you want to be barbie girl
Corinna: I'm leaving
Cornnia has left the group chat.
Zane: Bye Felicia!
Scotty: in just about two seconds the show will go on.
David: No one likes you Scotty, that's why you're not in our vlogs.
Toddy: Shut up Scotty
Jason: I'm the only hoe around here
Jason has changed his nickname to Carmelita.
Carmelita: Hi hookers
Alex: kys
Durte Dom: Carmelita I wouldn't hook up with you if you were the last person on earth
David: Dom stop lying to yourself
Liza: Last time I checked she wasn't the one with chlamydia.
Zane: ooo how's that burn feel sweety
Alex: Well that was unexpected lmao.
Toddy: I leave for a few seconds to go piss and I see this
Carmelita: Durte Dom you jelly cause I actually get pussy
David: my girlfriend just roasted you!
Heath: need some ice for dat burn?
Durte Dom: if you were my girlfriend I wouldve cheated on you
David: That's why she is my girlfriend.
Zane: That's why you don't have one lol.
Alex: If you had a girlfriend you'd both be cheating and spreading your chlamydia.
Alex: Tod you're always late, especially with pulling out.
Zane: Is it cloudy in here cause its getting shady
Carmelita: Speaking of pulling out, my last client didn't do that. Suprise! I'm pregnant.
Liza: Congrats Carmelita!
Toddy: Hey your supposed to be roasting Durte Dom not me!
Scotty: sorry had to take a shit, what did I miss?
Zane: ^^this bitch
Liza: You missed a lot Scott.
Scotty: I just caught up and I regret reading it
Heath: y'all need to calm down
Zane: ^^ Honey
Heath: you gon fuck me good?
David added Big Nik to the group chat.
Alex: look what the cat dragged in
Zane: what up short shit?
Liza: Hi Nik
Heath: Bby you better be nice or daddy gonna teach you a lesson.
Zane: spank me daddy
Heath: don't push me hunny
Alex: fags
Zane: don't hate baby.
Liza: Alex is racist
David: Liza it's homophobic
Heath: pull the stick out your ass Alex
Alex: it's not a stick, it's a dildo.
Zane: who's the fag now?
Big Nik: David what the fuck did you bring me into?
David: lets make fun of this loser^^
Toddy: wait why is Durte Dom so quiet?
Alex: he's jacking off
Zane: probably
Durte Dom: I was, just finished
Carmelita: that'll be $50
Liza: where do babies come from?
Scotty: I gotta go vlog somewhere you guys aren't bye!
Alex: no one cares
Big Nik: who else likes pussy
Durte Dom: Big Nik I'll hook you up
Big Nik: You'll give me one of your left overs
Durte Dom: you right
David: you shouldn't be worried about getting his left overs
Alex: yah, you should be more concerned about getting chlamydia
Liza: Is no one going to answer my question?
Zane: Ask Carmelita. I gots to go babies, me and Heath heading to go get food.
Heath: What he said^
Carmelita: I heard my name
Alex: the slut is stupid how convenient
Big Nik: I have to go help my mom out with stuff, bye assholes
Toddy: I'm going to leave to
Alex: *too
David: thank god everyone is leaving
Liza: never mind I googled it
Carmelita: I have a client @5, so I need to go
Alex: I'm going to smash David's table, bye
Durte Dom: How cum everyone left?
Liza: perv