How to be a bitch 101

By av0cad0toast

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For all you nice people out there here is a book I think you need to read. More

01- Intro
02- Be Sassy
03- Its that time on the month
04- Be a slut
05- be a Drama Queen
06- be hard work
07- be selfish
08- be a fuck girl
09- honesty is the best policy
10-fudge you
11- Dont be a blonde
12- Dont be Tolerant
13- Reduce, Reuse and Recycle
14- be the Judge
15- Starbucks
16- Go over the line
17- be a Bouncy ball
18- be your own judge
19- bye bye Bitch
20: who needs education
21:rather be hateded
22:first let me take a selfie
23:hotdogs
24:bitches are unique
25:worry smorry
26:Me, myself and i
27: understand the bitch languange
28: Stir like a baker
29: on fleak 24/7
30* Donations please
31*D.R.A.M.A
32*Moisturize
33*Fuck face
34*The more you know
35*Askhole
36*Gold digger
1k BITCHES
37*Watch out there are snakes about
38*Brown sauce
39•What we mean
40*Strangers
*41 face
*42 flexing
*43 soup

Just a little rant

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By av0cad0toast


       People throw the term "bitch" around like it's a bad thing.

It seems whenever you voice an opinion, stand up for something, someone or yourself, you're deemed one.

Honestly, if that's the criteria, I'll call myself a bitch before you do, and I'll be damn proud of it.

Since when did having a voice get you such negative backlash? Shouldn't this be something we encourage people to do?

Isn't this one of the biggest problems with people — they aren't confident enough to speak their minds?

So be the best bitch you want to be!

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