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LORIEN FURY
according to various Marvel characters
loki:
little soror
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obnoxious
alrekr:
girlfriend
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eskling
tove:
best friend
addea:
partner in crime
sigyn:
hopefully sister-in-law
amora:
a nuisance
thor:
little sister
jane:
basically daughter
darcy:
loki jr.
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Lore
skye:
tech buddy
fury:
my daughter
tony stark:
little miss shitlet
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one of the reasons why I drink
jakob:
the only thing Stark and I agree on
natasha romanoff:
mini me
clint barton:
munchkin
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smol bird child
steve rogers:
the reason I found a grey hair this morning
bucky barnes:
the one with the magnets
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the second person I have to keep a constant eye on in order to prevent them from doing something stupid.
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little demon
wanda maximoff:
sister
vision:
odd child
NON-AVENGERS/OCs
erik lehnsherr:
JUST BECAUSE I CAN CONTROL METAL DOES NOT MAKE ME MAGNETIC, FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TRYING TO STICK MAGNETS ON ME!
charles xavier:
as amusing as it is, please refrain from sticking magnets on erik. he'll start chucking spoons at you and your brother will retaliate. it will not end well for anyone.
deadpool:
any fourth-wall breaking character is a friend of mine. keep it up small kid. you're fuc–
leanna:
don't finish that sentence.
lorien:
awww, come one. just this once?
leanna:
no
lorien:
fite me
leanna:
I am your god
lorien:
so? come at me
deadpool:
she's got you on this one, kid. besides, she'll like 5'10" and you're like 5'4". she's got a serious height advantage
leanna:
thanks for the support, but that's just weird. It's strange enough when your own character breaks the fourth wall, but to have another do it?
deadpool:
strange? more like freaking cool! see that, censoring for all those young readers. yeah, you. I see everyone of you. want me to prove it?
you, in the blue shirt–you've got nice eyes
and you, reading on your laptop computer–nice hair
also, to the dip-twitch reading this at midnight on a school night–congrats on the dedication but get to bed. you've got a big day ahead of you, things to do, people to not punch in the face because you are a good child who does not give into urges. I believe in you.
leanna:
well, that's oddly inspiring in a very creepy way
deadpool:
I try
lorien:
what the heck just happened?
leanna:
just go with it and back away slowly
deadpool:
hey! I heard that!