Turns out this isn't the last chapter like I had originally thought. The website I had gotten it from didn't have the chapters after this, but thankfully I found the ones I was missing on another website. So, we're all good to continue.
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VRY IMPOTENT MASSAGE
Hey guisssss!1!11! It's ofcialy 12;03 aM on Decmbr 24 CHRISTMS were I life, and I thougt that since its everone's FAVORITE holyday I would write a Chritmas specil! Some ppl sad i shold. [ fair enough ]
But b4 that I hav a differnt veirson of eht somng rudof the RedNosed Raindeer! :DDDD Its called... STAREGLAEM THE PRUPEL CAT!1111! [ I'm VERY excited ]
StarGlema the puprle cat
Was a vrey purpel cat [ beautifully written ]
And if you evre saw hre.
You wold evne say shes fat. [ well alright then ]
Al of the othre cats
used to laguth and call her ames. [ they literally never did that but okay. ]
they nevre let por StarGealm
join in ne kity games [ I'm actually impressed. This all rhymes so far ]
then one ofgy Gatherng
BlueStar came to say
SarGlema with our fur so bright [ so stargleam glows? ]
won't you led the gathering tonigt? [ and that, my dear, is where everything went wrong ]
Then al the kites loved her
as they shoted out with gle
StarGlema the purlep cat
youll go don in histroy! [ whether that be for good or for bad reasons I won't say ]
Ok now hers the speciail.
SpottedLeaf cam dwn from the sky to appar to Jay Feather on a dream. [ Wait, hold up what happened with Firestar showing up. ]
She told him that "DawnSparkle will have a kit, and her name must be StarGleam." [ oh okay so this is in the past ]
JayFather asked how this wad suppoded to happn, since she hadn't done u-kno-wat with DawnSparkle at that pont. [ let's keep this PG fellas thank you ]
YellowFanng repld. "Trust in GoStarvlan and they wont led you wong." [ What is GoStarclan? Is this like Pokemon Go? ]
So then DawnDparkle and JayFeather went arund fir a while and then the baby started to come!1!11 [ ... alright then ]
So the went to an inn but the inkerpr wouldnt let them stay thr. [ is this chapter trying to say that starstar is jesus. are you serious ]
So they went to a barn instead and all the other aminals gathered ronnd to see the birth. [ THEY ARE CATS. THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS ]
AND THEN STARKIT WAS BORN!1!1111111!1!11!1!11!11!1 [ oh yay. I'm sure we're ALL happy about that ]
Then ther e was a relly brigt star a bove them, and then LionHeart, BleuStar and YelloFang [ I don't think Christianity would approve of this ]
"Wat are you doin her?" asked DawnSparkle and then they said "Were heremto see baby JdSusKit. [ Jesuskit. Jesus... kit. This is not allowed ]
"Ok come see hier then" said DawnSparkle and ten they all came over to her.
The also gave her gold, frankenstein and mir. [ they gave her frankenstein. ]
"This is our savor." said Bluesatr. "We know it. We sae t in the stars. Starkit will ne JESUSS!1!1!1!11 [ You heard it here first guys, Starkit is Jesus ]
Hark the herald angels sing [ I'm impressed. She spelled it all right ]
"Glory to the newborn King! [ And this. ]
Peace on earth and mercy mild [ ... ]
God and sinners reconciled" [ I'm coming to the idea that she probably used copy and paste ]
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies [ I don't know what to comment on this song because everything is spelled correctly ]
With the angelic host proclaim:
"Christ is born in Bethlehem" [ I'm surprised it doesn't say 'Starkit was born in ThunderClan' ]
Hark! The herald angels sing
"Glory to the newborn King!"
(i copied the lyrics since i didnt know the song) [ Knew it ]
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! [ I now realize I didn't really time putting up this chapter very well. Since, you know, it's the middle of summer ]