justinbieber:
justinbieber: finally realized what that picture reminded me of
perrieedwards: JUSTIN WHY 😭😭😭
arianagrande: I'm fucking 6 feet under right now omg
selenagomez:
zayn: that's not funny
arianagrande: oh don't lie it is 😂
zayn: fine it kinda is 😂😂
justinbieber: 😂😂
perrieedwards: but what was yesterday about? Are you ok?
zayn: what's with the sudden affection? 🤔
perrieedwards: look, egghead. You may have hurt me but I honestly can't stand to see you hurt. (even if I may get a bit of satisfaction out of it 🙃)
justinbieber: in this Caucasian house we do love a ship named zerrie!
zayn:
perrieedwards:
selenagomez: I'm a proud parent 😪 look at them ganging up on us together
arianagrande: ew incest 🤢
selenagomez:
justinbieber: like mother like daughter
zayn: anyways.. Pez, thanks but I'm fine don't worry about it
perrieedwards: you sure?
justinbieber: because if you're not I may be a guy and everything but we're ready to pull up at Gigi's apartment whenever
zayn: I'm positive guys 😂
perrieedwards: ok 👌 so when are we all gonna meet up in person again? This group chat is losing its funk 😰
selenagomez: I agree 🤔 we should meet up for coffee someday :)
justinbieber: ew boring 😒 plus I don't like any of you so.. there's that
arianagrande: oh please you wouldn't have anything else to do besides stalk Selena if you didn't have this group chat
justinbieber: ...you're not wrong
zayn: maybe you all can come to my collection launch next week?¿
perrieedwards: I'm on vacation with Alex, can't make it :(
selenagomez: I don't have anything better to do besides a bit of promo a couple of hours before so I'll come!
arianagrande: I'm on tour so.. that's self explanatory
justinbieber: I've stalked all of Selena's socials so I really have nothing to do 🤷♂️ maybe I'll fly out who knows
zayn: well, see ya then lovebirds ❤️
selenagomez:
selenagomez: I see why you you get mad about us joking about you and Perrie being together 😷
zayn: ☺️
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(I seriously can't wait to see Zayn's whole collection 🤤 it looks so good so far but I'm a broke bitch so I won't be able to afford any of it but it's the thought that counts? 🤷🏽♀️ hopefully this is a decent chapter I originally wasn't gonna update today because I'm tired 😴)