Fail Snail
Written By Daniella Danyal and Paige Aranki
Fail Snail
In a Jail
That is inside a Whale
That brings us mail
To Miss Hale
She has a tail
That leaves a trail
In a sail
That goes to Yale
But his face is pale
his bread is stale
and so is his nails
thanks to Gail
that is on sale
because he shares lame tales
and drinks cocktails
while sitting on rails
and then comes hail
while the snail in jail bailed
but he needs to be careful because he is frail
but then gets stepped on by a male
oh by the way, it was a female
and was poked by a flail
and the poor thing is blind so she uses braille
and was measured on a scale
and then its leftovers got blown away by a gale
and was found by the dale
just like she wanted in a fairytale
oh my god, we are such fails.