a//n
this is an extra random chapter that has nothing to do with the plot. enjoy!
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ya hoes
9:27
litsa.tran: gUYs
taehoe: whAT
litsa.tran: i have something imporntant to announcement
parkmeonyourdriveway: were those supposed to be typos?
litsa.tran: idk were they?
yoyoissalily: sPILL tHE BEaNs yO
litsa.tran: dibs not cleaning the beans
yoyoissalily: dibs not
taehoe: dibs not
parkmeonyourdriveway: dibs not
seaguall.is.i: dibs not
cookingyourfoodbitch: dibs not
iqzero: dibs not
yoyoissalily: yoongs cleaning
sleepisforthestrong: fuck u all
yoyoissalily: sArANghAE OPPaR
sleepisforthestrong: u need to stop with ur fuckin meme writing as well
yoyoissalily: :, (
sleepisforthestrong: i woke up in a bad mood thanks to ur msgs. who started this
litsa.tran: taehoe
taehoe: bitch it was u
cookingyourfoodbitch: since when did i allow swearing
parkmeonyourdriveway: since ur username changed to "cookingurfoodbitch" and we already started swearing long before you changed ur user
cookingyourfoodbitch: I BAN SWEARING
taehoe: you cant stop us
taehoe: we're in high school
cookingyourfoodbitch: i have a car and tomorrow im super free
cookingyourfoodbitch: ACTUALLY WHY ARE U GUYS EVEN ON YOUR PHONES
cookingyourfoodbitch: ARENT YOU GUYS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
litsa.tran: toilet brb
yoyoissalily: gotta pamper me nose brb
cookingyourfoodbitch: U DONT USE MAKEUP LILY
taehoe: gotta run to get me some skinny brb
cookingyourfoodbitch: YOU DONT FUCKING WORKOUT
parkmeonyourdriveway: gotta go home mums calling me down brb
cookingyourfoodbitch: UR MUM IS IN BUSAN
iqzero: gotta go dog is hungry brb
cookingyourfoodbitch: YOU DONT HAVE A DOG NAMJOON
seaguall.is.i: gotta get my drivers licence brb
cookingyourfoodbitch: YOURE STILL UNDERAGE WHAT THE HELL
sleepisforthestrong: i dont go school
cookingyourfoodbitch: GET BACK HERE I CAN STILL SEE YOURE ALL ONLINE AND I CAN SEE ALL YOUR LOCATIONS ON SNAPCHAT
cookingyourfoodbitch: WHY ARENT YOU AT SCHOOL AND WHY IS YOONGI AT YOUR SCHOOL INSTEAD OF YOU ALL
sleepisforthestrong: gotta get home
sleepisforthestrong: i sleepwalked again brb
cookingyourfoodbitch: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING
parkmeonyourdriveway: hyung do u notice that its the weekend
cookingyourfoodbitch: ...
cookingyourfoodbitch: right
cookingyourfoodbitch: knew that
cookingyourfoodbitch: fooled yall
cookingyourfoodbitch: gotcha
taehoe: yeah sure totally
yoyoissalily: super believable
litsa.tran: i was fooled oh no
iqzero: wow youre amazing hyung
iqzero: u fooled someone like me who had an iq of 0
parkmeonyourdriveway: youre amazing hyung
cookingyourfoodbitch: no need to praise me you all
yoyoissalily: :)
cookingyourfoodbitch: whats that supposed to mean
yoyoissalily: :> nothing
parkmeonyourdriveway: guys lisa hasnt even told us what she was gonna tell us yet
litsa.tran: oh right
yoyoissalily: PoUr thE TeA
litsa.tran: i might be gay
taehoe: arent we all
taehoe: im gay for namjoons dimples and jungkooks teeth
seaguall.is.i: thanks hyung. im gay for your daddy voice
yoyoissalily: OK THATS ENOUGH
iqzero: i have never thought of my dimples as something that can turn someone on
iqzero: i am impressed
cookingyourfoodbitch: YOU SHOULDNT BE WTF
parkmeonyourdriveway: WHAT ABOUT ME GUYS
taehoe: jimin shut up. everyone is gay for you without even knowing
sleepisforthestrong: im gay for jimins username
parkmeonyourdriveway: yay i have gay admirers
yoyoissalily: stop please
litsa.tran: LILY DO YOU NOT SUPPORT LGBT
yoyoissalily: IM THE MOST GAYEST PERSON WYM
litsa.tran: that is actually false
litsa.tran: the most gayest person in the gc rn is jin
litsa.tran: only gay guys can cook
cookingyourfoodbitch: what
yoyoissalily: no wonder i cant cook
parkmeonyourdriveway: SHIT I CAN COOK. I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT
yoyoissalily: dw chim. youre probably bi
parkmeonyourdriveway: youre a genius lily
yoyoissalily: thank yous :D
taehoe: sorry jungkook and namjoon. im not gay for you guys afterall
seaguall.is.i: well im still gay for your daddy voice
iqzero: well stuff that gay guys can only cook rule
iqzero: i can be gay if i want
litsa.tran: OOOH BADASS NAMJOON IS BREAKING RULES
yoyoissalily: EVERYONE CLAP
taehoe: IM CLAPPING
parkmeonyourdriveway: IM A FUCKING SEAL
litsa.tran: ok seriously tho
litsa.tran: whos gay and who's not
yoyoissalily: ik im straight but im not sure about bi
yoyoissalily: yall dont tell my parents
taehoe: straight
parkmeonyourdriveway: straight
iqzero: bi
cookingyourfoodbitch: bi
litsa.tran: asex or bi and confused
seaguall.is.i: bi
sleepisforthestrong: pan
yoyoissalily: whoa man
yoyoissalily: pansexual is for the strong mindsets
sleepisforthestrong: yee
sleepisforthestrong: that was out of character
litsa.tran: IM STAYING A VIRGIN AND ADOPTING DOGGOS AND KIDDIES
litsa.tran: i aint having no stds and stis
yoyoissalily: always use protection guys
taehoe: only go raw when you want smoll humans
seaguall.is.i: use lube if u do anal. itll burn when u insert
parkmeonyourdriveway: how do u know it'll hurt jungkook
seaguall.is.i: gotta jump bye
cookingyourfoodbitch: im leaving
cookingyourfoodbitch: no body stop me
yoyoissalily: no body stop him
10:16
cookingyourfoodbitch: its been 5 mins
cookingyourfoodbitch: why isnt anyone stopping me
litsa.tran: you told us not to
seaguall.is.i: why arent u gone yet
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART ^
cookingyourfoodbitch:
taehoe: hyung that was inappropriate
taehoe: im still salty about hoseok
litsa.tran: me too
yoyoissalily: im smad at him
parkmeonyourdriveway: isnt everybody
cookingyourfoodbitch: ill send memes of whoever i want
cookingyourfoodbitch: hoseok is still my child
iqzero: me chingu
sleepisforthestrong: crying is for the weak
iqzero: im not weak, im pussy
sleepisforthestrong: jin u leaving yet
cookingyourfoodbitch: I HATE YOU ALL
yoyoissalily: you cant hate ur kids
cookingyourfoodbitch: I FUCKING DISOWN YOU ALL
litsa.tran: who was our dad again
seaguall.is.i: namjoon
iqzero: wat iz up my childs
yoyoissalily: your wife is on a the moodswing. get her off
cookingyourfoodbitch: IM LEAVING
cookingyourfoodbitch has left the group chat
yoyoissalily: shouldnt have taken ur wifie to the park dad
iqzero: soz
taehoe: go fetch her
iqzero: she just asked me to add her back on private
litsa.tran: LMAO SAY NO
yoyoissalily: LMFAO REJECT
parkmeonyourdriveway: someone add her back
parkmeonyourdriveway: we need her to cook our food
yoyoissalily: weve got u and yoongs
yoyoissalily: all g yo
taehoe: rip mother
iqzero added cookingyourfoodbitch
cookingyourfoodbitch: youre all assholes
yoyoissalily: we know
litsa.tran: i didnt
taehoe: lily im heading over
yoyoissalily: why
taehoe: bcs im bored and lets study
litsa.tran: study my asshole i bet u guys are gonna fuck
parkmeonyourdriveway: that escalated very quickly
taehoe: im still a virgin thanks
yoyoissalily: me too bitch
cookingyourfoodbitch is offline
seaguall.is.i: imma come too
seaguall.is.i: tae meet u at the 298 bus
taehoe: sure
parkmeonyourdriveway: IM INVITED TOO
iqzero: im walking over in 10 expect me
sleepisforthestrong: i love being excluded
yoyoissalily: no body said u couldnt come
sleepisforthestrong: namjoon tell jin to come and pick me up
iqzero: fine
litsa.tran: lily clean up time
yoyoissalily: c yall soon
seaguall.is.i: byeee
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a//n
i think imma make a msging book soon :) this was fun