"fuck this shit im out" said steven. he decided he would rather be at the barn listening to amethyst, peridot, and lapis having sex than be in here with Sapphire and Fire Salt, so he warped back to the barn. The sex noises had died down a bit, so he sat outside the barn, reading furry porn. After a few minutes of sitting there, the door slid open. What happened next was shocking.
Amethyst stepped out of the barn..
"amethyst, you went emo too??" asked steven.
"yeah i did." she said. "no one understands my pain. except lapis and peridot. so i figured, i should go emo."
then lapis stepped out of the barn. "this barn is emos only now. no preps allowed." she said, and stuck her middle finger up at steven.
"fuck you, lapis" said steven and he warped home.
Sapphire was yiffing. Again. Fire Salt was just lying on the floor, probably crying herself to sleep. But one thing was certain: Everyone was dead inside. Steven looked over at Sapphire again, and she was watching furry porn on Steven's phone.
"Okay I'm done." Steven heard Gay Salt say. Fire Salt had unfused. She then walked out the door.
Steven had to go lie down in his bed and think for a bit.