Keith: Hey Lance, don't get mad at me
Lance: Why? What's wrong?
Keith: I don't like your name.
Lance: Yes you do, you love me.
Keith: Not your name. ESPECIALLY not your last name.
Lance: Why not? What's wrong with McClain?
Keith: I don't know, I just think you should change it.
Lance: Change it? Change it to what?
Keith: Kogane. *Turns and walks away*
Lance: Hmmm, wait...wait a sec! DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME?!
Keith: *Starts running*
Lance: ¡OYE! ¡NO CORRA! GET BACK HERE! *Starts running* WAIT!!!
Welp...that happened. All in favor of Lance changing his name say "I". Anyways, here's the aftermath of that proposal:
Pidge: Hey, Keith, who you running from?
Keith: Lance.
Pidge: Why?
(Le time skip brought to you by Keith's explanation)
Pidge: Oh my freaking Space Princess!!! You!- *laughs* You just- *coughs* proposed *gasping for air* just like that?! *dies*
Keith: Shut up Pidgeon.
Pidge: Quizznak! Wow. Need somewhere to hide?
Keith: Yeah, that'd be great.
Pidge: That's too bad. LANCE HE'S ALL YOURS! *Pushes Keith into the hallway*
Keith: Pidge! You traitor!
Pidge: I was never on your side!! *grins evilly*
Lance: Seems I've found you. *smirks* Thanks Pidge! *Starts dragging Keith to their room*
Pidge: *In the distance* GET SOME LANCE!!
Lance and Keith: SHUT UP PIGEON!!!
THATB WASSS SOMETHINGS. How'd you like it? Comment please...BYE!