"That's gross" you said, looking down at Beyond who was using his fingers to eat ham as usual.
"It's not like anyone else is eating it" he said.
"It's still un-sanitary"
He just shrugged and continued to eat his jam.
"Did you at lest wash your hands?"
He shook his head and continued to eat.
"You're disgusting" you sighed.
You grabbed a spoon from the table and shoved it into his jam.
"Use a spoon, not only will it let you scoop more jam, its cleaner" you said.
"Why? It makes too many dishes"
"I'm not washing jam stains from your shirt again"
He tilted his head and gave you a funny look, like he didn't understand.
You took the spoon and ate some jam yourself.
"See? It's not that hard"
He took the spoon and scooped up half the jar, stuffing it into his mouth.
"See, it wasn't that hard was it?"
"I only did that because it means we had an indirect kiss"