❝IMAGINE...❞
After working together for the LAPD for a couple of years, you and Dan have grown rather close. In fact, close enough for him to develop a huge crush on you. He thinks it's a little embarrassing, but how could he not fall for you? You're stunning, funny, kind and a complete cutie with the prettiest smile he's seen. Still, he's trying to keep his feelings a secret — but Lucifer being Lucifer, he ends up finding out that Detective Douche is head over heels for you. Luckily, he promises to keep his mouth shut about it. (He doesn't.)
❝You like Y/N? Bloody hell!❞
❝Shut up! Yes— I mean, have you seen her? But if you tell her, I'll shoot you in your face, okay?❞
❝Your secret's safe with me, sir Douche.❞