rogue 1 crack

By derp_eyes

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What am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor. More

The Making of Rogue One
ErSO
Where's Waldo-I Mean Chirrut
Lyra's Parenting Choices
Galennic on Lah'mu?
Trio
What Actualy Happened On Eadu
Saw
Dropping Hints
Cute
Jealous Droids
Lyra's Back!
Galen's Message
Deploy the Garrison
Cassian and Jyn
Bodhi
Omg bby
Cassian Needs To Work On His Burns
Last Words
Krennic Needs To Chill
Pilot²
Jynnic
My Mother Made This
My Mother Made This Part 2
Farmer
After Rogue One
Force?
Rogue One in Seven Sentences
Bodhi's Plan
Headache
Defect
Galennic?
For the Jassians
Dont fret
Google Translate
Sassy Meeting
Midnight Rant 1
Midnight Rant 2
Life Choices
Big Bad Droid (and ErSO)
Krennic
Best Qualities
Salt
Cheering
Jynnic Again
What Is Going On Inside?
Singing Krennic
Avengers Crossover
Rogue One In One Word
Here We Go Again
Burn?
Lost Lyra
You're One to Talk
Jynnic For The Nth Time
Astri the OC
Jassian Attempt
Smooth..?
A taggin'
How to Piss Off Krennic
How to Piss off Tarkin
How to Piss off Darth Vader
Which Trio?
Spell Me
ErSO Again
Krandor...ish
Vacuums
Random Author Note
Verb
Heaven is One Step... of Sass
Mature Content
Its Real Magic! M-A-G-I-C!!
Spell It Out
Fandom Pet Peeves of the Rogues
Video Chapter
Goddammit Darth
Who Put In The Work?
Indecisive
Smol
sMOL 2
Lyrennic vs. Lyren
Financial Issue
Simple Thoughts
Beans Beans the Magic Froot
Galennic
Daddy Can You Teach Me..?
Jyn's Parents
Garoche
Gay
Tarkrennic
Grammar
Every Jassian Fic Ever
Pick Up Lines
Dr. Krennic
Particle Barrier
Stupid Tarkrennic
Stupid Author Note
Chirrut's Logic
Beta?
News Flash
I... Number You?
Geek vs. Nerd
Cold
Answer Me
Songs?
The AU Plane
Every Galennic Fic Ever
Battery Power
Pancakes
Trash
Congratulations...
Return to Eadu
View
Dumb Jokes by Jyn Part 1
Dumb Jokes by Jyn Part 2
ErSO Shopping and Tag
Floor
Useful?
Singing Grammar
Wut iz seeing
Orson's first drink
Fool
If the Rogues Taught School
Self-Image
Candies in the Jar
Idiot
Game of Thrones OC (+Nial Dawk)
Garden
Актёр (Actor)
I wanna
Double games by Anakin
Scare
Rogue One on a Road Trip
Scribble Writing
Rogues Meet Avengers
Italian
Buh puh muh fuh duh
Discord! I'm Howling At The Moon!
Eat A Snickers
Fairy Tale
Elope
What Do You Want?
Rogue One Characters
Force
Pizza
When the Rogues Get Drunk
Cookies
Do Not Choke on Your Respirations
i
Alphabet
Stairs
Fuk
Datapad Jassian
The... Two Senses
Stars
Lyra's Horn
Chirrut vs. Jyn
Pervert
numberz
Some Pretty Jassian
Backfire
Driving
Impossible?
Galen the Hero
Phone Issues
Multitasking
Power
Pielut Skwaired
Baby
Blinker
Skool wif Galun, Leerah and Krenik
Skool wif Galun, Leerah and Krenik pert tu
Rain?
Author's Note
Woman

Stupid Pun

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Cassian: *shakes Bodhi* Bodhi, what do you call the alternative ending of Rogue One?

Bodhi: Cassian...

Cassian: Rogue WON

Bodhi: Force dammit Cass it's 2 in the morning

Chirrut: *screaming from another room* DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN

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