Keefe's cheesy Pick-Up lines

By KeefeFoster

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Keefe's a total Keeper. That's why you want to know his Pick-Up lines. *warning* each pickup line is extremel... More

Wanna know what it's made out of?
Magic
Sparkles
Hot
Farts
Cheese and Yaks
Explosions
13 Facts Tag Thing!
Sunburn
Pizza
Mirror, Mirror
Stars
Love at First Sight
An Ode
Wrong Person
Handsome
Beautiful
The Eiffel Tower
Gold
History
Smile
I Love You
You Mean A Lot To Me
Pastries
Soccer
COMPETITION!!1!11!!!1!
Vision
Eyeliner
Popsicles
Acrobat
Numbers
Knock Knock
Eternal
The Sun
A Dollar
Boats
School
Competition Winner!
Doors
Light Switch
List
Wedding
End in Friend
Halloween
Gift
Existential Dread
THE SUN PART TWO
Toaster
COMPETITION 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organs
A guy like this
Looks (+Update)
I Need a Guy
Numbers
Competition Winner!
Home
Kiss
Nice to Meet You
Math
Dropped
Drunk
Maths
Parents
Falling
Dreams
Proposal #2(?)
Water
Magic
Stop, Drop, and Roll
Hair Men
Flypaper
Bets
Running
Gifts
Wings
Data
The Good Place

Banana

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By KeefeFoster


Keefe: Sophie, are you a banana?

Sophie: No?

Keefe: *puts on sunglasses, fake mustache and douche personality* Because I find you appealing 


AN: The Cheesy Pickup line contest ended today! Only two amazing people entered and I spoke to both of them. If you entered your story and got no reply/response from me, please tell me now in the comment section so I don't miss you! Thank you! :)

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