My mom and I were at the mall together and I saw my crush so I said "mom act cool", she goes "Why the hell you telling me to do?" So I told her that my crush was right there. She dragged me over to him and fuckimg cupped his face and said "wow! How are you so young and handsome? You have a girlfriend? You can date my daughter if you want but she's really ugly" He fucking ran out of that mall and out of my life.
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LMFAOOO IS THAT MY MOM CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE THAT IS SOMETHING MY MOM WOULD DO TO EMBARASS ME 😂😂😂😂
GUYS PLS SEND ME MORE FUNNY CRUSH CONFESSION IF YOU HAVE ANY XD