christianchim: hello why is this gc ded
grapemon: it's about time, jin
worldwidehandsome: ok listen, this is for the couple taehyung and jungkook.
worldwidehandsome: u two shitheads needs to talk. like as in talk not thru text, nothing's going to happen if the both of you will just lock yourselves in ur own room and not even say hi to one of us.
worldwidehandsome: stop treating us, aka you're HYUNGS let me remind you though just incase you've forgotten who are we and what's our role on your lives, anyways where am i oh yea don't treat us like we're a fucking oxygen exhaled by a plant.
worldwidehandsome: taehyung, go apologize to your bunny, baby or whatever u call that kid, and jungkook stop being a pain in the ass if taehyung goes knocking on your door asking for forgiveness.
worldwidehandsome: do you understand?!?
justinseagur: what's those long ass paragraphs for
jackucci: i don't know too baby
justinseagur: i'm confused
jackucci: maybe it's about when we fought the other day jungkookie
justinseagur: past is past, jin hyung move on
yeonkimin: okay first of all what the fuck??
christianchim: the heck just happened?
grapemon: okay what is this sorcery where the fuck is kim taehyung he's not on his bed
jackucci: i'm beside jungkook, we're cuddling
hoseokyutie: WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN
worldwidehandsome: I DEADASS WROTE YOU TWO LONG ASS PARAGRAPHS BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE BOTH OF U WERE STILL FIGHTING AND THIS IS WHAT I GET, I TYPED THAT FOR HOW MANY MINUTES I COULD'VE SPEND MORE TIME IN DOING SOMETHING NICE WITH MY LIFE BUT I WASTED A FEW MINUTES FOR NOTHING
hoseokyutie: .. oh my god
grapemon: he exploded once again folks
– yoongi & tae's conversation -
yoongi:
when tf did u and jungkook
made up??
taehyung:
last night
yoongi:
HOW
taehyung:
why are u suddenly
interested in our love life
yoongi:
just answer the goddamn
question
taehyung:
i texted him last night when the
both of you were out
and then when u came home
i immediately went to his room to hide
and then when he was about to sleep-
yoongi:
just get straight to the point will you?
taehyung:
ok grandpa
yoongi:
fuck off
taehyung:
as i was saying, he was shocked
when i hugged him from behind
nd then i told him i was sorry and all that
clingy stuff boyfriends do to their boyfriends
and he gave in cus he's whipped for me
yoongi:
i regret asking
i hope u choke
taehyung:
me to you hyung
yoongi:
use me as a meme one more time
and i'm gonna kill you
taehyung:
.. that's the only meme of u i have on my phone
yoongi:
good
anyways im happy for you and guk
taehyung:
thx we're happy for ourselves too
yoongi:
u little piece of shit
taehyung:
yoongi:
taehyung:
wow ure whipped
using ur boyfriend as a meme
yoongi:
don't act like you don't
use jungkook as a meme
taehyung:
yoongi:
hide now kim taehyung
im gonna kill you
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