Dipper: This is a dare from lilmissbeaniechild
Gideon: And we also have a dare from MissMixMatchUp saying that Paz has to be sweet and nice to Dipper for the next five dares!
Paz: Crap
Dipper: I'm expecting chocolate and roses
Paz: Creep!
Mabel: Just teleport us to Gravity Falls already Dipshit!
Dipper: *sighs and teleports them to Gravity Falls*
Paz: So I just have to go on a date with Gravity Falls Dipper?
Gideon: And same with me, except with Mabel Pines?
Mabel: And I have to go on a date with Gideon Gleeful
Dipper: And me with Pacifica Northwest. I've already met her recently so, this shouldn't be too bad. *walks off*
Gideon: Paz and I will go find the Pines twins, Okieday Mabes?
Mabel: And I'll go find Gideon G *teleports away*
Gideon and Paz: *walks to Mystery Shack*
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Mabel: *clears throat* This is not what I had in mind
Gideon G: Oh Mabel, my sweet, you look darlin
Mabel: *thinks* don't slit his throat don't slit his throat don't slit his throat
Gideon G: How are you?
Mabel: ......... *internally screaming*
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Paz: So uh. . .we both like. . .mysteries?
Dipper P: Uh yeah! It's so nice to hang out with you again. What have you been up to?
Paz: Dealing with your counterpart *shrugs* he's extremely egotistical
Dipper P: Uh-huh
Paz: But that's not all! He thinks he's the hottest guy on the freaking planet! He thinks every girl wants to be with him. He thinks he's the best person in the world and-
Dipper P: *laughs* Sounds like you like him
Paz: What?! I do not like Dipper Freaking Arrogant Gleeful!
Dipper P: We'll you've spent this entire 'date' talking about him.
Paz: . . . . . .
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Gideon: This doesn't have to be a date date you know?
Mabel P: I know it's not! You want a sticker?
Gideon: Yay! *smiles* Does anyone have a crush on you?
Mabel P: *shrugs* I used to be with a merman named Mermamdo but he had to her married. There is a certain demon who won't leave me alone though. . .
Gideon: You think he likes you?!
Mabel P: Maybe *shrugs*
Gideon: I call being wedding planner!
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Pacifica N: You're so hot, you know?
Dipper: *thinks* This is pointless
Pacifica N: I wish you could stay here it would be so much better
Dipper: Oh you think so?
Pacifica N: *nods* So, do you have a girlfriend?
Dipper: Obviously not, since I'm on a date with you
Pacifica N: Yeah but didn't you guys start doing this Ask or Dare book?
Dipper: Yes, but I don't have a girlfriend
Pacifica N: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
Dipper: Honestly, you're not my type.
Pacifica N: Is it that girl you came here with the last time you were here? What was her name. . .Paz?
Dipper: *tenses up* So what if I do?
Pacifica N: Call me when the wedding happens!
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Back in Reverse Falls
Gideon: How was everyone's date?
Paz: It wasn't a good date
Mabel: Horrible
Dipper: You said it
Gideon: *laughs nervously* Dare us more!
Paz: Four more chapters and I can stop being nice to Dipper
Dipper: Uh-huh
Paz: *hands Dipper chocolate* You wanted this
Dipper: (・_・)
Gideon: *laughs* You two are so a couple!
Dipper and Paz: WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!!