Ferris:
Hey,
Neptune:
It's a little late for 'hey' you little slut. You've been replaced.
Ferris:
Wow, you found someone other than me that can actually stand you?
Neptune:
First of all, Rude.
Second of all. Yes I did. His name is Jughead and I accidentally texted the wrong number, and we are in the process of becoming friends.
Ferris:
R u sure you're becoming friends with him or are you just harassing him. What kind of name is Jughead?
Neptune:
A unique one. Jealousy doesn't look great on you FezBez.
Ferris:
Jealous?
Neptune:
Yes. Jealous that I'm making another friend.
Ferris:
Honestly, Neps, Jealousy is the last thing I'm feeling.
Just don't give him your bank details.
Neptune:
It was one time! Let me Live.
Ferris:
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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Neptune:
Hey.
Jughead:
Oh god.
What do you want?
Why can't you leave me alone??
Neptune:
Don't be so rude you cheeky bastard,
I'm bored.
Jughead:
Okay?
Neptune:
Where you from?
Jughead:
A galaxy far far away.
Neptune:
Oh my god a Star Wars fan. I've hit the jackpot. Lets be friends.
Jughead:
I've got enough friends,
Neptune:
You could never have too many.
Come on, give me a chance.
Jughead:
Fine.
Neptune:
Yay. So Jugbug, where you from?
Jughead:
Please don't call me that.
I'm from Riverdale.
Neptune:
I've never ever in my whole sixteen years of life have I heard of that place. U sure it exits?
Jughead:
Yup. Where are you from?
Neptune:
New Orleans.
Jughead:
Wow, really?
Neptune:
Yup. Home of Jazz and Soul food,
Jughead:
That's honestly so cool,
Neptune:
Since we are friends you should give me your Instagram
Jughead:
You could be a criminal for all I know. I'm not giving you my Instagram.
Neptune:
Aw.